Monday, March 25, 2019

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A tribute to Morrissey... I sure hope this isn't lumped in with anti Morrissey shit like the Warlock Pinchers tune Morrissey Rides A Cock Horse, sure I love that song, but the homophobia makes a great song a bit icky.... I love the Warlock Pinchers bagging on the tune Suede Head, even though that is a great song... blah, blah, blah!

 Any way in my freshman year of high school it seemed like 1/4 of all girls in my high school were rockin' a Morrissey - Kill Uncle t-shirt, sure I was never a big fan of that album but I do have fond memories of my friends and I jumping off our skateboards and randomly striking a Morrissey pose that was based off of that album... sorry, it seemed funny at the time! 

Sunday, March 24, 2019

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 The other day I learned about something called Cock Fingering from either a Doug Stanhope stand up special or his podcast... ouch! Anyway I am super pumped that Doug Stanhope will be telling funnies at the Plaza on May 25th, I caught him a few years back and I was so wasted I couldn't tell you a single joke he told, but I had a great time... I am gonna try it sober this time, then get drunk afterwards at the Tiltwheel gig, good times! 

Tuesday, March 19, 2019

365 Days of Cock A.D. 254

with few exceptions, when a politicians says they are gonna help make things better or make America great again, what they are really saying is, "if elected I will fuck you!"

 I was super drunk when I drew this... 

Monday, March 18, 2019

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"no, no, no... die pernis!"
I am sorry for neglecting the cock art, it is not that I lack the love of cock, just stressful shit going on, but hopefully the close is clear and I can now focus on cock and not dicks shit...

Sunday, March 10, 2019

365 Days of Cock A.D. 252

"Nuffin' brings you back! Sorry Sailor, I find masturbation more interesting than suicide"

I was extremely drunk when I drew this, listening to Reason To Believe and reading Twitter, when I spotted a bunch of Tweets about Brody Stevens passing, it was sad, people loved this guy & he seemed to bring a lot of joy to people that didn't know him. I have had a lot of friends commit suicide and it fucking sucks, I miss them... then I realized that Reason To Believe's (Sensefield...etc) singer Jon Bunch took his own life, ugh! 

 I don't know why I sat on posting this but I did, so in the time of making this drunken doodle I see a video on Reddit of John Lydon upset about the passing of Keith Flint (the Prodigy), it made me sad... it sucks to lose your friends... I don't know what you should do, but consider taking suicide out of the toolbox, that shit is whack! 

Thursday, February 28, 2019

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B -"Jesus give me the strength to endure!" 
M - "Sure man, have a beer and by the way my name is Moe"

last few days have kind of sucked, my back has been killing me which has made me walk weird which has fucked up my ankles, on the positive the last few days have been pretty groovy music wise, I jammed a lot of music and have discovered that laying on the sofa with my eyes closed and taking in an entire album is one of my favorite things, it makes your mind go wild with thoughts

365 Days of Cock A.D. 250

A - "Bro, I don't feel good I have gonorrhea!"
B- "Come on dude, I have some penisillin for you!"
If you plan on hooking up, be safe use some protection or you will end up with an infection...

Wednesday, February 27, 2019

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I love the Supercrush - I Don't Want To Be Sad Anymore 7", I love it so much I am sure that when they reissue it in the future they might request some artwork for the record, so I thought I would beat them to the punch, so here it is my art work for the future reissue... 

Sunday, February 24, 2019