Thursday, August 22, 2019

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Jerk Off in Chief!

I am trying to get back in the swing of things, but it is tough to draw when you don't feel good, so I am gonna try to force myself every day to draw something with a dick on it, so why not the biggest dick jerk off of them all Donald Trump! 

Wednesday, August 21, 2019

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I used to be indestructible... now my back is broke, my hip is broke, my leg is broke, my foot is broke and now doing a weird twitching thing, & my brain has never worked properly. If I was a toy you would throw me away, if I was a dog you would put me down.

Thursday, August 15, 2019

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The emergency room says they can't find anything wrong with me, my primary care doctor says the problem is I am fat, even though the injury caused me to get fat, the back doctor says it is not because I am fat, the foot doctor doesn't say what caused shit but said I have all sorts of shit going on with my feet, the physical therapist says my feet are fucked up causing some pain, but some of the pain in my feet is from my back, which led me to today's MRI, the second MRI of this whole shit. I am sure my primary care doctor won't find shit, so we are gonna have to crowd source this, if you know what is going on, help this dude out!

 My insurance company is now giving me a hard time about physical therapy, which sucks because I have been seeing some improvements, also mentally it seems to take away from my frustration, but whatever, Insurance companies don't give a fuck about anyone including their own mommas

Wednesday, August 14, 2019

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C-O-C-K in the U.S.A.
C-O-C-K in the U.S.A.
C-O-C-K in the U.S.A.
C-O-C-K in the U.S.A.
yeah, yeah!
Fuckin' in the anal cave!
My tribute to John Mellencamp! I was in Beatty, NV walking through Death Valley Nut & Candy Co, when I heard the John Mellencamp classic R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A. when inspiration was born, I couldn't drive back to Las Vegas fast enough

Thursday, August 8, 2019

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"we can dance and party all night
and drink some cherry wine, uh huh
we don't have to take our cloths off
to have a good time, oh no!"

I love getting dunk and jamming Jermaine Stewart between Napalm Death and GG Allin tracks, this is my tribute to Jermaine Stewart 

Wednesday, July 17, 2019

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I'm falling apart!
My back, hip, ankle, and foot on my left side are no longer useful... I preferred it when, "life if is pain" was something I said in an effort to seem ironic and hip... Peaches suggests you, "fuck the pain away", but that would require an erection, so I am gonna drink it away

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because your kiss your kiss is on my list, because you kiss is what I miss when I turn on the lights... it is time for some essential dick art! 

Saturday, July 13, 2019

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Recently I was being my usual fat ass getting some Indian food, when I saw a big truck circling the parking lot, it had a flag in the back of it, waving the way you would expect a KKK member would drive around with a Confederate Flag. The flag read, "Saturday Is For The Boys", I assumed this was the name of a new Western Chauvinist group for me to rally against, sadly it was just a stupid flag for guys that don't have the balls to be single, & or guys that have nothing besides sports and belly aching about their wife or girlfriend to talk about... So it got me to thinking, "what would be a better Saturday Are For The Boys be?" I imagined an elephant walk of dudes jacking themselves or each other off! Also woman are welcome to join and Jill themselves or someone else off... to be honest with you I am not a fan of naked people, so if this becomes a thing make sure I am out in the desert doing something.

Sunday, July 7, 2019

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 I am still in the middle of my record challenge so I am reading more than drawing, but I finished the book Tranny and some inspiration struck, towards the end of the book Laura Jane Grace writes, "If your band can't draw, draw a dick on the wall" and I couldn't help but think, "now someone tells me!"

 When I was younger I thought that at the age I am now that I would either be dead or still playing in a punk band. I still love punk music probably more now than then, but now a days I couldn't imagine being in a band and dealing with other people's shit, a few years back I found that drawing awful drawings is more my speed, and after that I discovered my passion for drawing dicks, now if someone would have told me, "if your band can't draw, draw a dick on the wall" when I was 16 a lot of pain would have been spared to others around me...

 If you haven't read it, I suggest reading Tranny

Friday, May 24, 2019

Wednesday, April 24, 2019

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Recently I found out that my favorite singer Vennu Mallesh is homophobic, damn... well, fuck him... so like usual I whipped up some dick art targeted at him... if you have never heard the song It's My Life by him, I highly suggest checking out the video, it is hilarious as fuck. Well, I have added some new and improved lyrics to the sing

I am a cock washer!
I am a cock guzzler!
I am a dick taster!
I am a butt eater!
I am a salami hider!
I am a penis receiver!