Monday, November 20, 2017

Day 208 Of 365 Days of Cock

The rumors are true, 365 Days of Cock is Satanic and believes in a war against Christmas, lets break it down 3 6's = 666, 5 days after the apocalypse it is believed that the cock of Satan will emerge from hell breaking a pathway for fans of extreme metal, Pokemon, Harry Potter, & touch dancing!  
 It is true Procter & Gamble is in bed with the devil! Well, maybe not so true, but religious fucks used to believe it and for me that is a selling point! Here is my revamped version of their original logo!

 I was listening to The Thinking Atheist Podcast and really enjoyed the recent episode about the Satanic Panic, this is where I heard about the Procter and Gamble satanic logo thing...

While we are on the subject of Satan here is a Dwarves song that dabbles on the topic

 Remember true evil never dies, it multiplies! ...for the record I don't believe in evil and like most people who say they do, I talk about it in a forked tongue in cheek kind of way, it's a fun, "fuck you" to people that use their religion as an excuse to be a intolerant dick! 

Saturday, November 18, 2017

Day 206 Of 365 Days of Cock

 I don't have an excuse why I don't skateboard very often, besides I am fat and old... it's not like I am lazy I ride my bike all the time, but whatever the reason even though I don't ride besides the occasional drunken adventure, skateboarding still is very important and influential to me... Skateboarding was fun, but skateboarding was the whole package... the shitty sense of humors of skateboarders, the aggressive music, the awesome art, & Thrasher Magazine... anyway this is an advertisement for my  pro model, it's kind of like the Hosoi Hammer Head deck, but minus the Christian bullshit and instead of a Hammerhead it's a dick head...

 On a side note, it cracks me up when people that have a knack for making bad decisions, decided to take guidance from a book of fiction... getting clean, staying out of jail, not being dead is great and if you need guidance from a higher power then I guess that's more important than the alternative, as for me I always believed that,  "Skatin' and Satan goes Hand In Hoof"*

*to quote the band Spazz

Friday, November 17, 2017

Day 205 Of 365 Days of Cock

Recently when I was drunk and taking a shit, I started to read One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest & I couldn't help but think, "One Flew Over A Cuckold Nest", then I giggled which helped jiggle a turd out of my body

Thursday, November 16, 2017

Day 204 Of 365 Days of Cock

 I wasn't too stoked about #200's dick art so I thought a redo was in-store...

 Well I have to tell you I am pretty stoked that Tonight I am gonna catch Propagandhi and RVIVR, maybe I am wrong but they are two of the most listenable political punk bands around, as for listenable punk bands they are also on top! Usually I will support bands that politically are on point  but suck shit musically, so I am super stoked to be able to do a cartwheel for 2 politically on point bands that sound awesome! Sure I am a bit drunk, but I don't care if I disagree with someone's politics, but when you listen to a pop punk band and know that they support the police and don't think Black Lives Matters, you get bummed! As one of punk rock's most elite I have to tell you, you don't have to hate cops personally, but publicly you have to hate what cops represent, if not you are a poser and a fucking dad!

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Day 203 Of 365 Days of Cock

Concern #5,666,027 about Trump being the President of the United States of America: Being asked* by aliens, "take us to your leader!" ...what do you do in that situation, are they gonna judge us on weather we are worthy to live based on our leader? Will they enslave us and butt rape us? I don't know, I just hope we are never put in that situation, but if I am I will call in to Coast To Coast AM to talk about it. 

*I guess this is more a demand than a question, oh well! 

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Day 202 Of 365 Days of Cock

A great penis related track is Detachable Penis by King Missile, but you probably already know that...

...another great track by King Missile is Take Stuff From Work.!

...that's all for now, I have to boogie!

Monday, November 13, 2017

Day 201 Of 365 Days of Cock

Sure James Earl Jones character (Thulsa Doom) in Conan the Barbarian was a total dick head, but he sure had nice hair!

 I just found a band by the name Thulsa Doom, check 'em out!

Saturday, November 11, 2017

Day 199 Of 365 Days of Cock

 I find it exhausting when people are continuously negative... I work with people like this and I often wonder who fucks them*? I don't support being apathetic, but isn't easier to focus on shit that is fun like going for a hike or whatever it is you love to do. Some times I feel like I am surrounded by people that are afraid to leave their houses** because they think they will get robbed or hurt, they constantly tell me shit like they are afraid to die, but in doing so they are afraid to live. They usually tell me shit like riding a bike will get me killed... I constantly stumble around the "ghetto" with a pocket full of tips and not once have I been robbed, as a fat sweaty old guy, I am a big easy target, if anyone is gonna get robbed it's me. I walk on the edge of mountains and enjoy the view and not once have I fallen to my death. I guess it's easier to sit at home and think of an excuse why you shouldn't leave... I know that any day I could drop dead, Donald Trump could start a nuclear war, or I could die from drinking the water because corporations would rather cut corners to save a few bucks than ensure lives.

 This has been a rough year for my family but it feels like we might be in the clear for the mean time, it was really nice to have the things and people in my life that I love to get through the bullshit. I just thought I should state that I love my family, and "yes!" I do think that a 365 Penis Project is the most appropriate place for that.

* I often wonder about the people that have fucked me, I am kind of gross. I assume if I was set up on a blind date the person would describe me as being "funny", having a "nice personality", & "punctual".

**for the record I think it's cool if you never leave your house if you think it's cool, if you invited me over for some beers and a dip in your pool I'd join you (especially in the summer). I just hate the weird world view that is projected on others by people that never leave the suburbs, that was my point, sorry if I insulted you. 

Friday, November 10, 2017

Day 198 Of 365 Days of Cock

 Art is cathartic! These recent mass shootings have been very upsetting. I needed to free myself of it so I thought about making a funny drawing with a message like, "shoot cock not people" or "shoot your cocks load instead of load, cock, and fire!"

Then I remembered all of the allegations of sexual assault in the news & I didn't think I should encourage men to jizz since some dudes are too sick or fucked up to realize it's a joke, if that describes you how about "shoot you cock not your load!" 

Thursday, November 9, 2017

Day 197 Of 365 Days of Cock

 It always cracks me up when the racist person doesn't like being called a racist... I remember in the 80's and early 90's you would have some peckerhead from the Church of the Creator or National Alliance on a talk show and when asked, "why do you hate?" they would usually have some dumb answer like, "I don't hate I just love my race so much" ...barf! As a Sri Lankan guy I spend little to no time thinking about my race, Sure I love to eat curry and when I ate meat I loved crab curry, but my ethnicity is just what it is, it doesn't make me any better than anyone else... Your white polo shirt makes you look like a "dad" and I mean that as an insult, and your racist outlook makes you act like a fucking grampa and I mean that as an insult. Fuck white power, fuck college dickheads that think Ronald Reagan is the new Jesus, & fuck anyone under the age of 40 that would sport a "Make America Great Again" hat, I am drunk and this is starting to bore me... 

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

Day 196 Of 365 Days of Cock

 It's called a ding dong because you tap it like a door bell... did I share with you that I tried to trade booze and sleeping pills in for marijuana? Shit did not go well... I have heard from lots of people that marijuana is great for insomnia. I also heard that my lack of sleep, alcohol, and sleeping pill abuse would end my life... as someone that doesn't sleep this perked my interest, so I went to the weed store. I told the guy at the weed store my issue, he referred to pot as, "flower" and suggested I buy 2 super joints, I bought 4. He told me not to take more than 5 puffs.... fast-forward to home and I am sitting in my backyard sparking up a joint with my main squeeze Bethany. I try 5 puffs and it doesn't mean shit to me, so I smoke the thing down to the end, Bethany takes a few to help kill it. The joint is done and I feel nothing at first, then I feel pretty groovy, I actually feel comfortable in my skin, the first time in ages... so I go upstairs and lie in bed. My bed feels so soft, the pillows feel so big they swallow me whole. I lay in bed thinking, "for the first time in my life I will sleep good!" I was so wrong, as I lied in bed with my eyes closed the patterns in my head grew intense, the colors even more intense... it was like a wave of colors and patterns washed over me... as someone that dislikes fiction I found it interesting for about 45 minutes then I grew bored of it, very bored of it! For about three hours I was treated to a pattern that seemed to get more intense and more colorful as time went by, as for me I wasn't impressed I wanted my mind to rest, & I wanted to sleep! Not trip balls! Luckily, sometime near the late afternoon shit cleared up and I was able to go to First Friday... I walked around FxFx stoked to be with my family but bummed, I thought marijuana would solve my insomnia problems, I guess not...