Wednesday, September 19, 2018

365 Days of Cock A.D. 078

 I wasn't really in the mood to draw dick today, I wanted to come home and finish reading the Glass Castle, but I thought as a penis artist it would be negligent to not draw Donald Trump's penis based on Stormy Daniels description... 

Monday, September 17, 2018

365 Days of Cock A.D. 076

Famous Cocks Evan Stone for his appearance in Big Sausage Pizza

Special thanks to my coworker John H for suggesting I do a 365 Day Project and for sending me a link to Big Sausage Pizza, thanks dude! See you at work! 

365 Days of Cock A.D. 075

TWO COCKS FOR EVERY BOY!  I sucked a 32 inch dick and I call it a woodie, !!DICK CITY HERE WE CUM!!
I hate to admit to it, but I have loved Jan and Dean since I was a child but I swear I thought all of their hits were Beach Boys tunes until I discovered that those tunes were never on a Beach Boys record, go figure!

Sunday, September 16, 2018

365 Days of Cock A.D. 074

"how dare you accuse me of having a penis enlargement surgery for cosmetic reasons. I did it to improve me sperm and pp flow... so fuck you and your momma!"

 Today Bethany was telling me about some actor that had a nose job, she explained to me it was to help with her sinuses and not for cosmetic reasons... at that point inspiration was born

365 Days of Cock A.D. 073

When I was a kid old guys would tell me shit like, "if I could suck my dick I would never leave the house", as degenerate adult, I would neber say shit like that to a child, but I guess according to some that was way back when American was great again, or possibly less worse, Reagan was in office...

 Anyway after completing the initial drawing I was reminded that their was a time when people spoke negatively about Marilyn Manson having some ribs removed so he could suck his own penis. These people who once spoke positively about autofellatio were now hating on someone that didn't have to leave the house anymore... Also for the people that don't want to leave their house, how many times a day are the planning on sucking their own dick? Even if you did it two to three times a day you would still have plenty of times to go on a hike or run an errand... 

Saturday, September 15, 2018

365 Days of Cock A.D. 072

As a slot floorperson one of the biggest headaches in a typical workday is the lack of cocktail service and the people that complain about the lack of service... everyday I hear how cocktail service sucks, I would like to ask them, "what's new?" For the most part cocktail servers are assholes and they probably don't care because their complaints are usually fed to a floorperson like me that is full of their shit... this drawing is based on the bullshit that usually happens on the casino floor and the predicable plot of a porno 

Wednesday, September 12, 2018

365 Days of Cock A.D. 071

I can't sleep, sure this is about the abuse of sleeping pills, but I am so grateful that with enough my restless mind eventually goes to sleep

Monday, September 10, 2018

365 Days of Cock A.D. 068

tonight or last night I went on a bike right and bumped the In The Name of God - The Podcast & I discovered that former Mayor of New York Rudy Giuliani and current lawyer to Donald Trump is a cousin fucker...

365 Days of Cock A.D. 067

"Fuck Mr.Peanut he is a highfalutin, robber baron, war profiteer, & an all around piece of shit!"

This drawing is dedicated to my friend & former coworker Chris Duncan, I don't know where she is at at or what she is doing, but I hope she is doing well... Many years ago Chris taught me the word "highfalutin", she explained to me that it's like the Planters Peanut Man. I knew exactly what she was talking about... I miss Chris we had a lot of wonderful conversations about politics, history, racism...etc I feel like I am a better person for knowing her, I don't think she will ever see this but if for some reason she does I just want to say, "thank you!"  

Sunday, September 9, 2018