Tuesday, November 13, 2018

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Sitting at home icing my back gives me plenty of time to think about shit, such as growing up in Hawaii, so I whipped this hang loose with the shaka hand sign... this drawing has nothing to do with penis, I just added one so I could include it into this project

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another drawing featuring Libby, skateboarding, beer, and a penis... good times!

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 Thanksgiving is cummin'... which means it is the start of the dreaded holiday season.

 I can tell I am starting to feel better since I have started to churn these things out again, it wan't too long ago when I couldn't get out of bed. Tomorrow I'll find out what I did to my back and hopefully I will be back to work by the end of the week. As much as going to work sucks, sitting around icing your back and watching TV sucks, I like being drunk, dancing around my house, drawing dicks, & jamming punk rock records. I am not the type of person that likes to sit down so this has been a weird week... 

Monday, November 12, 2018

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As a fan of Slap A Ham and Power Violence music, as well as being one of America's least talented cock artist I thought it would be important for me to whip up a tribute to the Neanderthal 7" Fighting Music, so here it is... if you have 90 bucks laying around treat yourself to a copy of it!

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Underberg Tales: A few years back some dude named Manfred gave me a Underberg & told me, "tomorrow there will be a surprise for you!" When I woke the nexted morning I pooped out what felt like a tree branch.... 

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I love walruses, they are super cute! 

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through the years I have been amazed at the shit that some of my fellow coworkers have gone through for the slight chance at being a part of management... usually it never works out because the company just hires someone from outside the company & on the rare occasion it does happen, the person becomes a dick and usually gets fired for fucking up... I have seem a few cool as fuck people move up, but they seemed destined for that from the get go & didn't have to kiss any ass... 

Sunday, November 11, 2018

Friday, November 9, 2018

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Mobs Not Jobs!
 If by "mobs" you mean peaceful protesters harassing a pieces of shit that purposely doesn't make themselves accessible to their constituency because they are too afraid of get yelled at during a town hall meeting, then I am all for it... as for the "jobs" part, fuck off! Donald Trump & for the most part any other "job" creator, these fucks only create jobs because they have to and if they could get away with it they wouldn't pay their employees shit, so fuck off! Also, I hardly doubt that the average fascist chanting that shit creates shit besides actual shit, for example feces... I only used the "for example" because I wanted to use the word "feces" & the redundant use of "shit" cracked me up.. 

 For the record fuck the guy that dumped, Mitch McConnell's leftovers, you have just made every fat fuck "including myself" empathize with this guy... Sure the likelihood of myself having leftover is unlikely, but I do enjoy eating the leftovers of non fat fucks that think a Cuba sandwich can feed 4...

 Still injured and it sucks, missed a couple of days of work and will probably miss a third... oh well, it has given me a chance to read My Prison Walls by GG Allin, fuck I am so glad I did not pay for this book... I do appreciate learning that GG Allin refers to dinner as "supper" and it cracks me up that he tracks how many times he masturbates in jail, but I like to read and this book is for those that don't. I did enjoy some of his art work...

 It was very sad to wake up and read about the Thousand Oaks mass shooting, sure nothing will change and there will be another mass shooting, but it doesn't change how upsetting this is... 

Wednesday, November 7, 2018

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Inspired by a painting I did many years back, my back hurts and that kills the creative bug... ouch!

 It was election night, how about Nevada we voted in all of the mediocre corporate democrats and a dead guy... 

Monday, November 5, 2018

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Damn, Bachelor Party came out in 1984, damn my parents must not have given a fuck or they were negligent, I believe it was a combination of both... I remember seeing Bachelor Party as a little kid and loving the part where the little nerdy guy fucks the woman and in the morning he runs into her into the bathroom, and she stands and urinates into the toilet, brilliant! I also love the part in the strip club where some stripper named Nick The Dick delivers a tray of hot dogs to the bachelorette party, but one of the hot dog buns was not filled with a wiener, but a human cock... ha, comedy genius!