Friday, June 5, 2020

365 Days of Cock A.D. 391

I know that I eventually need to go back to work (or find a job) but I am gonna miss staying up late every night, reading books, listening to records, and drinking beer. This social distancing is the kind of thing I am good at... joking aside, I feel really bad for my kids, I am an old damaged punk rocker, I ruined my life years ago, but I would like my kids to be able to live the life they want to live... with that stated I drew this during my news blackout so my kids might be out with their friends, I might back to work... I thought about posting all of these at once, but figured spreading them out would be better, it gives my non existent fans a reason to wake up and fight for another day...  

Thursday, June 4, 2020

365 Days of Cock A.D. 390

 I hate to admit to it because I hate all forms of oppression, but I love the Mentors, I have been listening to them since the 80's... that first Mentors 12" is a classic, it is so absurd it is awesome. Get Up and Die is a great song, I love getting drunk and singing along, but as I get older I have a hard time listening to sexist, homophobic...etc. shit, I know it is suppose to be a goof, but over the decades I have met too many creeps that take that shit seriously. I get that it was a different time, & shocking the Morning In America people was the name of the game, but I think there are other ways of doing that with out shitting on a persecuted group. I am sure someone else can articulate this better than me... I am not trying to state that this was the Mentors intention, but I think a lot of people gravitated to the Mentors for that reason, they were a middle finger to those with a stick up their ass. In 1984 that shit was shocking and a misguided political statement, in 2020 being rapey, making fun of disabled people, hating homosexuals, being racist...etc doesn't make you shocking, it makes you your asshole uncle who wears a MAGA hat.

 This wasn't intended on shitting on the Mentors, it's about people now a days that want to be sexist, homophobic, racist, trans-phobic...etc. and using punk rock as their plat form. I am not saying you are punk or not, but I am stating that you are a fucking square, fuck you! 

Wednesday, June 3, 2020

365 Days of Cock A.D. 389

This is yet another drawing from the news black out, I have to admit during the first day it was a bit weird, but I like not knowing what is going on, and I like not knowing what purposely divisive shit has come out of Trump's mouth. I might keep this going forever!  

Tuesday, June 2, 2020

Monday, June 1, 2020

365 Days of Cock A.D. 387

The other day I was walking my dog and one of those street race kids did a burn out in my neighborhood so I flipped him off, he didn't like it so he got in my face, so my dog attacked him, which dissolved the situation. Fuck all of you Fast and the Furious wannabes!  

Sunday, May 31, 2020

365 Days of Cock A.D. 386

In the middle of the toilet paper crisis I had to resort to buying "artisan" 3-ply toilet paper, that shit was so over priced and sucked shit. The only think fancy about it was the packaging. 3 ply, that shit felt more like 1 ply sandpaper. On the upside, if there is another toilet-paper shortage I am well stocked in artisan toilet paper 

Saturday, May 30, 2020

365 Days of Cock A.D. 385

"keep art dangerous, even though I am not sure what that means, sounds cool as fuck!"
My friend Mike wrote me a letter because he knew I was on a news / tech blackout, so I wrote him back and drew this for him. I hope he frames it and puts it in his office

Thursday, May 28, 2020

365 Days of Cock A.D. 383

My new job is being unemployed and I don't even do that well, it takes me like an hour to apply for unemployment benefits, I wonder if my job is comic back, I wonder if people will still tip? Fuck it!

Wednesday, May 27, 2020

365 Days of Cock A.D. 382

Everyday that I don't work due to the Corona Virus / Covid 19 I have a sheet of paper where I draw a cock, I also listen to a band that I have never listened to, out of all of those bands Notches maybe my favorite, I have jammed their LP New Kinda Love like a zillion times, I get drunk and crank the Notches up and cry because this time next year I will be homeless

Tuesday, May 26, 2020

365 Days of Cock A.D. 381

One of the few things I missed through all of this social distancing was hanging out with Power Pop Joey at Record City, I didn't miss going to work, I didn't miss pain in the ass family members, I didn't miss going out to eat, I didn't really miss shit... I guess I didn't have a hard time accepting this, oh well. Maybe next week I will put on a mask and harass Joey.

  It's funny, I really haven't done shit besides going to the store, riding my bike, and going for walks.  I wonder if I will get weirded out being around people, since I enjoyed not being around them, which is weird because I like to think that I like people, hmmmm. My friend Mike is a psychiatrist maybe I should ask that dude.  

Monday, May 25, 2020

365 Days of Cock A.D. 380

If I walked into your record store I'd wear one of those masks, so why the fuck did you send me that JFA LP with out a protective outer sleeve? I got a restitution check from that asshole that stole my car a couple of weeks back, so I used it to order a copy of Valley Of The Yakes by JFA. It pisses me off every time I get a restitution check from the piece of shit that stole my car, he didn't steel my car a little bit at a time, so why the fuck do I have to get these stupid little checks that just piss me off and do nothing to help? I don't even want this guy's money, I want to leave this behind & not think about it, I just want him to get his shit together & maybe take care of himself.

365 Days of Cock A.D. 379

Is it safe to come out and play?
I have been on a news black out for the past 10 days so I have no clue what is going on in the world, I felt like I was getting a bunch of conflicting data so Bethany and I decided we will take our social distancing to June 1st and block out the bullshit till then. This will give the folks that want to run out and play slap ass time to get it out of their system. Judging from what the numbers look like we will plan a road trip around Nevada or sandbag our home in toilet-paper and ramen. I assume things will be find, just don't be gross... I assume if we all agree to stay home when sick and wash our hands after playing with our pp things will be fine, all shit we were suppose to be doing anyway... working in a casino you would be surprised at the number of Dealers I see shake their penis more than 3 times then skip washing their hands, the humorous thing is these fucks usually wash their hands before making pp, I wonder if they are expecting a blow job after work, if so I guess that is considerate...