Thursday, April 26, 2018

Day 365 Of 365 Days of Cock


count 'em, that's 365 cocks in this fucker....  Special thanks goes out to the Ukrainian bot that seems to come across my blog every day.

 I am not sure if I will end this with this post or if I will try to post something once a week, once a month, or just randomly... time will tell! 

Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Day 363 Of 365 Days of Cock


I love my cat Smokey, he is super affectionate, but there is only one problem he shits everywhere. In celebration of his shitting I came up with this My Buddy inspired Smokey doll

Monday, April 23, 2018

!!BONUS COCK!!


According to the Omaha World Herald a convicted murderer sliced 'n' diced his penis so that it would resemble the Egyptian serpent god Apophis, read about for yourself  HERE

!!BONUS COCK!!

A couple of weeks back I was pretty burned out on this but now I am feeling OK... anyway this one goes out to my friend J-Boogie (not to be confused with the DJ/producer). My friend J-Boogie is a sex pervert and I have no doubt that his penis will contribute to his demise. For example, a few weeks back J Boogie was driving for one of the major ride share programs when he had a passenger that wanted to have sex with him. They partied a bit, did some shots and drank some beers. Afterwards the couple went up to their (No Tell) motel room and J-Boogis's new friend sprayed disinfectant (?) on his penis, then J-Boogie put on some protection and they started to pork. Shortly after the sex began J-Boogie's sex partner ripped his condom off and started to fucked him some more, while he was telling me this I was already thinking, "STD". Shortly after the sex J-Boogie passed out then awoke to multiple people in the room that were gonna roll him, but he was too fast and ran for dear life...

...after hearing this story I told J-Boogie that he needed to get tested because he might have picked up the bug, J-Bogie's response to this was, "people don't give me Aids, I give them Aids!"

 I was kind of disgusted, I wasn't worried about him getting sick I was worried about all of the bar flies that usually end up fucking this gross fuck... oh well, that it is their weird hook up scene that doesn't value protection.

!!BONUS COCK!!

the only minor concern I had for this project is that someone would mistake this as me being a champion for penises. Truth is I just find cock drawings hilarious... everyone knows that well meaning PC person that makes everything you agree with look bad because they are alarmed by everything... granted I probably make everything I believe in look bad because I usually make my proclamations when I have had a half pint of Jamenson & 10 tall boys of PBR, so we can forgive them... on the flipside I would hate for some pro-Man and/or a-penis-is-better person to think this is some battle cry, fuck them!

 To sum shit up way too simply I think life is better when everyone is treated better, fuck a master race, superior gender, or whatever you got. Granted, if someone is an asshole put them on blast... I know that now is the time for the incensed male, these fucks act like they have been held in bondage for the past 400 years... I know, I know you are too much of a passive aggressive coward to fess up so we have to live with, "I was just joking", fuck you I hope your dick gets knocked into the dirt!

Anyway, yesterday I drew a Poison Idea parody while blasting the Turned Out A Punk podcast and wouldn't you know it, I woke up this morning to find an interview with Jerry A on there. Quite often when I am drawing this I bump Turned Out A Punk, which elevates the fun! I have ordered several records just from Damian Abraham's recommendation, most recently Shower-Of-Smegma... if you like punk, records, wrestling...etc check it out!

Typing this is growing old... but as I wind down this project I just want you to enjoy dick art, don't show your dick to someone else, & don't be a dick...

Day 362 Of 365 Days of Cock


How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Saturday, April 21, 2018

Friday, April 20, 2018

Day 359 Of 365 Days of Cock


for the past year I have plopped down my clip board on to my record player and drew cocks while listening to punk rock records and drinking beer... I am stoked that I am most probably gonna complete this project, but I will miss the challenge of having to draw a cock a day when I really just want to draw some other stupid thing

added a few drawings to People Against Goodness And Normalcy check it out!