Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Day 028 Of 365 Days of Cock

YM - "This is Swedish guitar god & butt rock legend Yngwie Malmsteen. I will not be able to play the House of Blues Las Vegas on June 7th because my belly is burning, it feels as if it’s on fire!"

Bakla - "Can the Las Vegas punk scene be of some assistance? Luckily for you I ate a pound of asparagus for breakfast & I’m all full of juice"


YM - "Your hospitality is warmer than your rancid smelling urine!"


 I love punk rock music because I can’t stand music such as Yngwie Malmsteen or any other 80’s butt rock guitar noodling shit… I can tell that these guitarists have the skills, talent, woman’s stretch pants & potatoes stuffed down the front of their pants, but I just can’t dig it… anyway I have a coworker named Johnny Z and he must have asked me a million times if I like Yngwie Malmsteen & if I am going to his upcoming gig… I like John a lot so I am not trying to bag on him, but for whatever reason that inspired this drawing… Fun fact: I saw Michael Schenker with John a few years back, John said the show ruled, I assumed it sucked I was drunk and busy talking to coworkers… Bonus Fun Fact: My older brother and lifelong asshole loves butt rock

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