Sunday, July 30, 2017

Day 095 Of 365 Days of Cock

"Fart on my dick big boy... that smells & feels good! Is that jackfruit I smell?"

 Bethany & I caught Echo and the Bunnymen the other night and it was a good time, the surprise of the night was local band Close To Modern, I look forward to catching them again with Party Time @ the Bunkhouse August 19th... Also on the subject the first ever cock related punk song I ever heard was Morticians Boner by the Skate Drunx, it had to be '87 or '88 and I bought a Mystic Records comp titled City of Thorns. I don't remember the album being memorable except for the lyrics, "I got a morticians boner, I have a rock hard cock!" Gross? Funny? would make for a great split 7" with the T.S.O.L. tune Code Blue!

Saturday, July 29, 2017

Day 094 Of 365 Days of Cock

"I wouldn't piss in your ear if your brain was on fire!" 

"Fuck You! because I would!"

After a brief google search I learned that Death by Stereo has a tune titled, "I wouldn't piss in your ear if your brain was on fire"

Friday, July 28, 2017

Day 093 Of 365 Days of Cock

 Here is a rough draft of the new and improved American Flag, instead of stars there is 50 buttholes representing 50 states full of assholes! The stripes represent every dick that voted for Donald Trump (or Hillary Clinton) ...I voted for neither!

 If I spent more time on this I probably could have lined up the buttholes better, but at this point fuck that... I am over this shit and onto the next thing, which is a handful of sleeping pills & the Sam Harris podcast

 Well, I hope to see you tomorrow night at the Echo and the Bunnymen gig, should be a lot of fun, or maybe I'll see you before the gig at CraftHaus.

Thursday, July 27, 2017

Day 092 Of 365 Days of Cock

Life can be hard enough, you shouldn't have to worry that your leader "Der Fuhrer" is bat shit crazy, fuck you Donald Trump!

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Day 091 Of 365 Days of Cock

pretty stoked that Echo and the Bunnymen are playing Las Vegas on July 28th @ the Brooklyn Bowl, I am sure you will see me there... here is my quickly whipped up drawing about that... you got a Bunnyman creature asking an Amazon echo to jam Echo and the Bunnymen! 

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Day 090 Of 365 Days of Cock

Welcome to Mount Fuckmore, Mount Dickmore, Mount Cockmore, or whatever it is called. This is how I would improve Mount Rushmore... My first step in Making America Great Again, since according to Donald Trump America is not great! Funny, I have no doubt that if anyone left from bat shit crazy claimed America wasn't great they would be called a trader... 

Monday, July 24, 2017

Day 089 Of 365 Days of Cock

This is day 89 of 365 Days of Cock and today's drawing is a cockroach skateboarding with a chopped off dick head for a mask... take note of the Dude Jams skateboard deck, Dude Jams rule and if you get a chance pick up any of their releases but especially How To Abuse Everything 12"

Saturday, July 22, 2017

Day 087 Of 365 Days of Cock

the penis flower blossoms!

 English Beat is playing tonight! I want to go but I have no interest in seeing all of those other 80's bands, & I don't like concerts that are outside, so I probably won't be going... which is a shame they are one of my favorite 2 Tone era ska bands, it would be awesome to hear Rankin Full Stop live... blah, blah, blah! we are almost to day 100! 

Thursday, July 20, 2017

Day 085 Of 365 Days of Cock

 My tribute to one of my favorite bands... I did another tribute to this song previously but I wanted to use the idea for this project so here is a revamped version

  Pansy Division has a great song & it goes like this, "I got a brand new dance that I want you all to learn 1,2,3,4! Alpine Skiing it's something I'm into, but you might not do it, the way I do, it takes three people to do it right, you need a guy on your left, & a guy on your right, get a rhythm going, get a rhythm going yeah, I'm alpine skiing & it ain't snowing, it ain't snowing yeah, yeah! 

Monday, July 17, 2017

Day 082 Of 365 Days of Cock

"cigar cutters make for the best penis guillotines!"

 On the subject of guillotines, to quote the band Piledriver, "we're the metal inquisition... we sentence you to death... by guillotine!"& "but if we catch you punking, you know the penalty, we'll come down with a vengeance, we'll never set you free!"

 Piledriver what a funny band, I believe I bought their cassette tape at some place called the Cavern in Hawaii in the 80's, wish I bought it on vinyl because that piece of turd now goes for a mini fortune, and as much as I want that record I am not willing to spend 40 bucks on a record that sucks! 

Sunday, July 16, 2017

Day 081 Of 365 Days of Cock

"Your penis didn't die for your sins, it died because of them!"

 As stated before I am not a fan of the death penalty or corporal punishment, but I have no problem with a rapist's dick being chopped off and then fed to him... 

 I hope you enjoy your Sunday, as I post this my Mormon neighbors are getting ready for church & I'm enjoying a cup of coffee, the music of Glorious Din, & posting a drawing that would secure my spot in hell if hell existed... 

Saturday, July 15, 2017

Day 080 Of 365 Days of Cock

a tribute to one of my favorite bands, when I got into punk in the mid 80's I was a huge Sex Pistols fan (hell, when I occasionally put on Never Mind The Bollocks I'm still blown away) so it was only natural that I picked up an album by Public Image LTD, at first I didn't like it, it didn't sound very punk, but for some reason I kept going back to them and eventually found myself loving them... blah, blah, blah, the point is I dig PiL!

Monday, July 10, 2017

Day 075 Of 365 Days of Cock

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck it!

He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a hole I could fuck it!

I have no doubt this is the piece that will make me my generation Thomas Kinkade

Sunday, July 9, 2017

Day 074 Of 365 Days of Cock

"you make me feel like dancing!"

Another day of dick art... this one is inspired by all the couples I see at work that look happy and I catch them giving each other a quick peck. I don't know why, maybe it's getting older but I get stoked when I see people that are happy, 99% of the time I don't even know why they are happy, but it makes me happy!

Saturday, July 8, 2017

Day 073 Of 365 Days of Cock

Sure I love my hard core punk & my "emo" (AKA post hard core) but I have a soft spot for skinhead punk rock / Oi! Oi! Oi! music!

 The albums in this drawing are
Anti Heros - That's Right LP
Cockney Rejects - Greatest Hits Vol.1
The Oppressed - Dead and Buried LP
Angelic Upstarts - Teenage Warning LP
Business - Suburban Rebels LP
Blitz - Voice of a Generation LP
the Last Resort - A Way of Life: Skinhead Anthems LP
Combat 84 - Orders of the Day LP
the 4 Skins - The Good, The Bad, & the 4 Skins LP

 sure this is a list of records that everyone who is in the know already knows are great, a lot of people rightfully criticize a lot of oi! bands for the lyrical content, but I still appreciate that these bands are coming from a working class stand point & they tackle topics we can all agree with like all coppers are bastards! When it comes down to it, the music is great & it's fun to sing a long to even if I am not a fan of capitol punishment! Let me make this clear I am a fan of the Fresno, CA band Capitol Punishment not the death penalty & by death penalty I don't mean the Belgium metal band...

 I have to admit I haven't really kept up with Oi! as a sub genre but every year I buy a few records that fit into that category, for example I love Hard Skin, I love the first Dropkick Murphys LP, I dig everything I have heard from Bonecrusher, the Stomper 98 / 45 Adapters 7" is fantastic, the Oxblood . Templars 7" is one of my favorite records, & I'm sure there is a zillion more, but I just can't think of them off the top of my head... if you know of an Oi! band I should check out let me know...

 I must mention I criminally left off Sham 69 & the Cock Sparrer LP Shock Troops... I intentionally left off Skrewdriver because even if you ignore their politics I still find them to be a mediocre punk band that probably would have been forgotten if it wasn't for Ian Stuarts shitty politics. Yes, I do think it's lame to be racist, by the way if you are racist be consistent, I fucking hate when I see a racist skinhead leaving Robertos Taco Shop with a burrito in hand! Also, if you want to listen to UK punk sung by a guy that gargles with whiskey, razor blades, and sandpaper, I think Leatherface does a much better job at it ....

 OK, I might skip the McRad show because I want to wake up early and go hiking but if you go enjoy it for me! 

Friday, July 7, 2017

Day 072 Of 365 Days of Cock

...."knock your dick in the dirt!"

 Today I had a customer I wanted to punch in the face… his machine was broken and I get that he was frustrated, but the way he talked to me was so out of line. I consider myself a nice guy, and I was nothing but sympathetic to him & his issue, but on his path of being a dick he changed course and became a major asshole, I’ll spare you the whole story and leave it at his parting words, “I make a lot of money, more money than you… people like you are a waste of my time, I make so much money I don’t care about people like you!” Now, I don’t know why I let this guy get under my skin but I did. 

 I'll probably be at the Skate or Dive show with McRad tomorrow night, see you there! 

Thursday, July 6, 2017

Day 071 Of 365 Days of Cock

Today in the casino I over heard one side of a phone conversation that went like this, "I asked you to let me talk but you didn't so !!!FUCK YOU!!!" it was the funnist thing because the casino was so quiet and you could tell on the look of the other guests faces that they also thought it was funny!

Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Day 070 Of 365 Days of Cock

As a graveyard employee I must say fuck my neighbors and their over exaggerated 4th of July celebrations... sure this makes me a dick, but I got little sleep and I'm cranky as fuck!

 I don't know what it is but all of my coworkers have the same story, this year people were blowing up way more shit on Fourth of July, I don't know if it's because the nuts are stoked that Trump has succeeded in their minds of making America great again or dicks in my neighborhood have too much disposable income (I wish I had that problem) whatever the case this year, the illegal fire work exhibitions out did the official ones!  

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

Day 069 Of 365 Days of Cock

Happy 4th of July! ...Our President is a dick!

  Well, looks like Donald Trump wants to revive Yucca Mountain and bring all of the nations nuclear waste to the Silver State, which is great if you don't live in Nevada!

 I was torn, today is day 69 do I make an obvious reference to the sex position or celebrate the country I call home? I went with home! Sure you can point out a lot of negatives, but there is a lot of positives, we live in a country full of beautiful places and interesting people. Think of today as a celebration of our Independence that we handed over to the plutocrats... I'd go on but as you already know I am horrible at articulating my thoughts and probably should stick to dumb dick jokes and punk rock music!

 Happy 4th of July! Be safe, don't point bottle rockets at your neighbors home, eat lots of veggie dogs, & listen to the Ramones or do what ever your version of that is! 

Monday, July 3, 2017

Day 068 Of 365 Days of Cock

 Another remake of a classic... Sure I have a fire man penis, but I still have a lot of love for the Anteater penis... people seem to hate on them, but whatever... fuck, I am drunk!

Sunday, July 2, 2017

Day 067 Of 365 Days of Cock

True Facts About Masturbation: Bopping the bologna will cause blindness! 

threw in a little tribute to the band Pink Reason and their Throw It Away 7", bought their 7" based solely on it's cover...

Saturday, July 1, 2017

Day 066 Of 365 Days of Cock

"momma was right, jackin' the beanstalk will make your palm hairy!"

I am up early, posting my daily dick pic, and about to head out on a hike... anyway this one is for all the people that think masturbation is a sin & pass misinformation in an effort to stop people from doing it...