Thursday, August 31, 2017

Day 127 Of 365 Days of Cock

This is the proper way to dry a penis! 


I was in Joshua Tree visiting Shari Elf's World Famous Crochet Museum when I spotted this repurposed dildo art. I wish I remembered this artist's name because this shit is bad ass, if you know the artist's name let me know so I credit the person. Anyway Joshua Tree / Yucca Valley is a wonderful place, and the World Famous Crochet Museum one of the many stops you should make while in the area. 

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Day 126 Of 365 Days of Cock

One of my all time favorite coworkers is Garvin, he was/is a Sinhalese Adolf Hitler impersonator, funny as fuck, & from what I hear hung like a donkey. I don't know what happened to him, but I wish him well and I miss him!

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Day 125 Of 365 Days of Cock

Joe Arpaio - "Dear leader, I would have gobbled up your sperm with out the pardon!"

Dear leader - "pardon the hard on!"

It goes without saying, but "fuck Joe Arpaio!" I wonder if Trump pardoned this racist limp dick as a, "fuck you!" to those that accused him of going softly on the Alt-Right / Nazi / White Nationalist types... Good going Donald, you will be remembered as the most bigoted modern day president. 

Monday, August 28, 2017

Day 124 Of 365 Days of Cock

Rodrigo Duterte is a son of a bitch pig fucker!

It's hard to put in to words my dislike of the pig fucker, so I will keep it short, fuck the pig fucker and his army of murderous pigs!

!!UPDATE 9:30 AM!! It's really strange living in Las Vegas where things go on like everything is fine and dandy, while a portion of our country has been devastated by hurricane Harvey. There is not much I can do from Las Vegas but donate some money...


Sunday, August 27, 2017

Day 123 Of 365 Days of Cock

I don't know why people don't wear Fido Dido any more, but they should... that shit is making a come back up in here! If you have access to a XXL Fido Dido T-shirt meet me at Atomic Liquors I will buy you a beer, if you gift me that shirt! Fuck, I will buy you a beer if you don't have a shirt and you are down with that shit... In a time when we have a president that reluctantly gives a half ass denouncement of white separatist we need Fido Dido to make a come back more than ever, because Fido Dido, "is against no one" hmmm now that I think about that, maybe that is kind of like there is blame on both sides, well at the time we didn't know there was an equal blame on both sides... oh, well! 

Saturday, August 26, 2017

Day 122 Of 365 Days of Cock

 You can kiss your ass good bye, if they push that button!
- Sun Ra


spotted this in Goffs, CA

"must have dick out of pants past this point!"

!!UPDATE 8:33 AM!! If it isn't bad enough that part of our country is being hit with a hurricane our president wants to pile on by adding a Transgender Military Ban and pardoning Joe Arpaio... for a guy that is trying to not look like a bigot he sure is doing a bad job.... Why is law and order good for everyone else and not Sheriff Joe? Fucking coward, can't handle "justice", "don't commit the crime if you don't want to do the crime". I know his excuse might be that, "I didn't do anything wrong", but that is the excuse of every criminal... should have done this already, but looks like I am gonna have to work on a drawing involving a cock and Sheriff Joe.

Friday, August 25, 2017

Day 121 Of 365 Days of Cock

Here is some toilet humor for you! As a fat ass party animal, having to take a major piss is a big part of my life and I thought I would document that with this drawing! 

Thursday, August 24, 2017

Day 120 Of 365 Days of Cock

My third bird related post... as I have said many times, "if you must put a cock in your mouth make it a penis, go vegetarian!" 


I went on a little ghost town / abandoned building adventure back in April and spotted these amazing pieces of penis graffiti

@ Halloran Springs, CA

@ the Rock-A-Hoola Waterpark, CA

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Day 119 Of 365 Days of Cock

"Kockroy was here!"
My take on "Kilroy was here" ...almost a third way through this project! 


I drew this for God's America, but they didn't use it because it's too awesome! Just kidding... I didn't know what to draw for them, but I did this because I thought it was funny... anyway I love God's America, I haven't caught them live in quite a while, but hopefully that will change soon! 

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Day 118 Of 365 Days of Cock

"if you must fire a rocket... make it a flesh rocket!"

It is a lot easier to wipe some cum off your face... than survive the fallout of a nuclear bomb!  

 Looks like we have two dicks flexing their dicks at each other lately, I often wonder if Trumps thinks of Kim Jong-On as that person at the bar that everyone else has tried to fuck but have all failed, so with a non alcoholic martini in his hand he will show them how it's done... OK, big boy! 

 All sorts of shit going on with Trump lately, the Secret Service needs more funding because Trump spends so much time jerking off with a tweezer at his resort, Trump is either too much of wimp to tell racists to, "fuck off!" or he sympathies with them. Bannon fired, quit, or whatever, but now fires a load of jiz at Trump for flip-flopping on Afghanistan, the Taliban says Trump is wasting American soldiers lives, fuck! 


Pink Reason - Throw It Away 7"

This will come to no surprise, but I bought this purely for the cover... according to Discogs you can buy this with a different cover, fuck that! Judging from the cover you would assume this was an awful punk rock band, but that would be wrong... this is some weird lo-fi shit, think of Guided By Voices as a starting point, ad some acid, maybe some Throbbing Gristle...etc 

Monday, August 21, 2017

Day 117 Of 365 Days of Cock

"This is your penis! This is my mouth! Any Questions?"

Here is my idea for a T-shirt, if you make T-shirts feel free to make me one!

Is anyone else stoked about the eclipse? I am super stoked! I am gonna sit in my backyard, read a book and get super drunk in a lawn chair! I plan on getting so wasted I took the night off of work! My only problem is I can't find a place that will sell me 25 gallons of goats blood, which is a shame since that is the only way you can experience these kind of events!


total eclipse of the fart!

Sunday, August 20, 2017

Day 116 Of 365 Days of Cock

Penis Blue Ribbon
 One of my pet peeves is the asshole that says PBR taste like piss, go fuck yourself and your momma. Look, I love going to breweries and bars that serve small batch productions of beer, but when I am at home jamming records or at a concert doing a back flip off the stage I want to pound some Pabst. Now if you don't like drinking Pabst or any beer that is great, but nothing is more annoying than the beer snob that thinks his knowledge of douchie shit makes him some what better... I have tried about a thousand different beers this past year and it doesn't mean shit besides I found a way to blow whatever money is left after paying the bills... With that stated, if you are a beer snob or some alcoholic living in the gutter, the end game is to get blitzed, who cares if shit is too fancy or too watery, lets get fucked up and solve the world's problems, but forget the solutions by morning. 

 You can use this link below and we can be friends on Unattpd, or you can choose not to!


Nobodys - Politically Incorrect 7" maybe not an actual cock, but a prosthetic one... never thought of using a light bulb for a cock proxy but sounds hot! ...I love the Nobodys, they play short, fast, poppy, and funny songs! Sure I am not for the death penalty and I think it's lame to be for it, but I have to admit that the song Bring It Back (the Death Penalty) is a great sing a long. I can't really fault them for this, I used to be for capitol punishment, but as I got older I realized it was wrong. This tune is a reminder that people can change. 

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Day 115 Of 365 Days of Cock

At this point drawing Trump is like low hanging fruit, but he is fun to draw and deserves to be the butt of jokes... I know we all think of Donald Trump as the racist president, but lets not forget that he is he is a multidimensional piece of shit.

 Here is our dear leader fucking a baby Orca's blowhole, damn that is fucked up... With his thoughts on the environment Donald Trump might as well head to Bearizona and bring some Astroglide  because he is gonna be fucking all the animals & you know that motherfucker does his pumpin' bare back...

 Been a crazy week a crazy couple of days, Steven Bannon is out, some fucked up terrorist attacks in Finland and Spain, our president thinks there are some very fine white nationalists... blah, blah, blah, see you tomorrow! 

Friday, August 18, 2017

Day 114 Of 365 Days of Cock

Today's drawing is one of me pissing on my own face...

 I already mentioned this on Twitter but I thought I would mention it here, Las Vegas artist Dan Pearson passed away. True Dan & I didn't get a long very well towards the end of our relationship, but Dan is someone that gave my art a chance and hooked up my old band with a show, which meant a lot to me. Dan played in some of my favorite local bands (Fried Green / Impotents) and he made some amazing art. Sure Dan and I had clashing views on Atheism, punk rock, and vegetarianism, but I always enjoyed our intelligent conversations... I am sad that he is gone!

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Day 112 Of 365 Days of Cock

"It used to be all about the sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll, now I am too soft to fuck, drunk, and can't get along with others so I draw cocks while listening to rock 'n' roll!"

This is a drawing of me in my music room, drinking beer, listening to Slow Death, & showing off my latest drawing while I sport a wet noodle!

!!Bonus Cock!!

Pork Dukes - Making Bacon / Tight Pussy 12" great punk rock record and a cock reference! 

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Day 111 Of 365 Days of Cock

 I was surprised I didn't come up with this one sooner, but yesterday I was looking at the Identity Movement logo / Lambda and realized it's symbol is what a penis looks like to someone with tunnel vision... which makes sense since people that sport this shit are fucking dicks!

 Anyway for those not in the know the identitarian movement is not suppose to be racist but really is, it's a bunch of pasty white guys that can't get hard. These guys claim to be nationalist & love their country so much they just don't want any pesky darkies ruining it for them. Fuck them, they can all take turns licking my asshole!

 Hopefully tomorrow I can use my mediocre dick drawings as an escape from current events, I guess these motherfuckers really upset me this past weekend... I purposely made an attempt to keep this non political but I failed pretty early on... fuck it!


Lil Bunnies - Bunnie Hole / Be Kind To The Animals 7" damn, found another record in my record collection with a penis on it... if you like punk as fuck garage rock that is sloppier than your farts after a night of drinking you will love this... don't take my word for it, fire up your credit card and buy everything by them on Discogs

Monday, August 14, 2017

Day 110 Of 365 Days of Cock

Nazi Skinhead - "Dear leader, you have a very juicy cock washer!"

Donald Trump - "explode in my mouth bigly!"

On Saturday (08/12/17) our dear leader Donald Trump proved he is not afraid to suck violent racists' cocks of many sides... it would have been pretty obvious to anyone to condemn the racist groups in light of the violent attack on anti-racist protesters in Charlottesville which resulted in the death of Heather Heyer. Even politicians I suspected of being racist (or not giving a shit) spoke out against the murderous bigots. Shame on you Donald Trump for not condemning domestic terrorism. Saturday could have been your chance to sooth the wounds and unite the country, instead you used it as an opportunity to suck your own shit tasting penis & wimp out bigly!

Sunday, August 13, 2017

Day 109 Of 365 Days of Cock

Today I did something bizarre, I went to Burger King! Maybe this isn't weird to your average person but I am a vegetarian and I usually avoid fast food... I went there to get someone a crown for an art project, I felt guilty going in there and not buying anything so I bought some onion rings... it took several minutes to get the onion rings and when I ate them they were cold, soggy, and disgusting, kind of like your penis!  As I ate onion ring after onion ring I thought about putting one on my penis, the thought cracked me up... my original idea was to draw a guy with onion rings on his cock and have him say, the only way to get lips near my penis is to put onion rings on it" I don't know why I didn't use that idea, but I ended up with this.


Sunshine SS - Throw My Brain Against The Wall 7", damn this record cover is intense! I am sure I have more records with cocks on them, but this is the first one to pop into my mind & the only one with a beef injector getting an injection... if you like punk rock, check this shit out... 

Saturday, August 12, 2017

Day 108 Of 365 Days of Cock

Q - "excuse me are those Bugle Boy jeans that you're wearing?"

A - "don't concern your self with me, you worthless fuck!"

 Remember Bugle Boy Jeans? Do they still make them? Hmmm, I guess I don't really give 2 fucks, but I do remember those Bugle Boy commercials.



 When I was younger I was a huge Red Hot Chili Peppers fan, spent most of the late 80's with Uplift Mofo Party Plan as a soundtrack to skateboard sessions.... I remember the day Mothers Milk was released I was so excited I skated to the Hungry Ear (Kailua, HI) and bought it on cassette tape, wow was that a killer album! Fast forward a couple of years and Blood Sugar Sex Magik was released, I liked the album a lot but I knew my love affair with the Red Hot Chili Peppers was over, I am sure it was a combination of me getting more and more into hard core and the Chili Peppers softening their sound. I still have a soft spot for RHCP and if I am asked I will tell you I am a fan, even though I haven't bought a record by them in 26 years 

Friday, August 11, 2017

Day 107 Of 365 Days of Cock


 This isn't meant to make fun of Food Not Bombs, it's made to make fun of cock culture & gross dudes that are on a perpetual beaver hunt... activism and volunteerism isn't just good for the people you help, but for yourself. I am relatively new to this, I used to rely on voting, calling a politician, signing a petition, using art, and using my money accordingly, but there is more to be done... sometimes you have to get your hands dirty. I hate to thank our shitty president, but for the first time I have started to show up at protests and started volunteering, Trump is so shitty that he compels me to try to be less shitty! 

 With that stated if you need to pull something out of your pants, keep your penis in check and whip out some change, cash, or a hand, help someone out! 

 I used to know a fellow artist that was anti Food Not Bombs, he said making hungry people eat vegetarian food is like making them eat a plate of food with Jesus on it... I get his point but that is nonsense! I think feeding people food that has less of an environmental impact is great, and that is no slight to the people that do... it is very easy to criticize people that do when you don't. 

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Day 106 Of 365 Days of Cock

this drawing is based on a pic I saw of Floyd Mayweather punching Manny Pacquiao, but those two were not the inspiration for this drawing, for some reason I thought about cock fighting, then laughed at the thought of 2 penises fighting... I also thought of drawing a pencil fight like scenario, but went with this, maybe I'll do the pencil fight another time... anyway coming up in my home Las Vegas we have a big fight coming up on August 26th between Floyd Mayweather and Connor McGregor... who will win? I don't know anything about boxing, but I assume Mayweather... on the music front I got the Dead Cross LP in the mail today, I can't wait to crack open some beers and listen the shit out of it!

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Day 105 Of 365 Days of Cock

there is only so much "good news" one can take... depression is real, all the praying in the world will not fix it, find a friend and have them help you seek out help, if not do it yourself... I had someone I love very much attempt suicide the other day, luckily they failed, but their attempt was not a half ass attempt it was pretty hard core... I am purposely keeping that vague, but whatever the situation please reach out, I don't know you but I will help you to find resources... anyway this is a depressed penis thinking about shit on a curb
for all of you book reading perverts I just want to wish a Nationals Book Lovers Day! 

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Day 104 Of 365 Days of Cock

 another day spent at the hospital, but today was much better than the last, even had the opportunity to bust out the pens and draw a little bit! This one is obviously inspired by the time I spent bedside... shits looking up and up, that's all that matters at this point! 

Saturday, August 5, 2017

Day 101 Of 365 Days of Cock

Q- "Hay! Would you rather have POG or a P.A.W.G.?"

A- "Why deprive myself, I'm going with both!

 Recently I was asked by one of my associates if I was into P.A.W.G., I wasn't too sure what I was being asked, in my mind I imagined those circle things kids liked in the 90's and the juice that consists of passion fruit, orange, and guava, but I knew this sick fuck didn't give a shit about those things. I don't know why, but whenever someone I know discovers a new fucked up terminology they don't just share it with me, they usually ask if I'm into it, for example, "hay, Karl! do you like to chocolate bandit mask?" or, "Hay Karl! Are you into cock docking?"if you are curious, "yes and yes!"

 Since I didn't know what a P.A.W.G. was I said, "yes!" because I assumed it would give the person a chance to laugh at me... The person did laugh and said, "damn, I knew you were into Phat Ass White Girls!" being a bit of a leftist douche bag I tried to not laugh, but I did... I told my associate that not only was I down with P.A.W.G., but I was down with P.A.B.G. , P.A.M.G. and whatever letter combo... I was informed that a P.A.B.G. is not called that, but I don't remember what he said, then he informed me that a P.A.M.G. is a B.M.W. (Big Mexican Woman) I shrugged my shoulders and said that it didn't matter, if they liked punk and were funny, I would take them to Chili's on a date. I then said I was down with P.A.W.M., P.A.B.M., & P.A.M.M., at this point I was informed that I was gay and that no one wanted to talk to me.
I hope they never make a beer bottle that looks like this because I will start drinking beer through my asshole!

Friday, August 4, 2017

Day 100 Of 365 Days of Cock

wow! I made it to day 100 of 365 days of cock! 
Didn't think I would make it this far... thanks to my buddy John H for suggesting I do a 365 Project... 

Enjoy some bonus cock from the past!