Sunday, August 20, 2017

Day 116 Of 365 Days of Cock

Penis Blue Ribbon
 One of my pet peeves is the asshole that says PBR taste like piss, go fuck yourself and your momma. Look, I love going to breweries and bars that serve small batch productions of beer, but when I am at home jamming records or at a concert doing a back flip off the stage I want to pound some Pabst. Now if you don't like drinking Pabst or any beer that is great, but nothing is more annoying than the beer snob that thinks his knowledge of douchie shit makes him some what better... I have tried about a thousand different beers this past year and it doesn't mean shit besides I found a way to blow whatever money is left after paying the bills... With that stated, if you are a beer snob or some alcoholic living in the gutter, the end game is to get blitzed, who cares if shit is too fancy or too watery, lets get fucked up and solve the world's problems, but forget the solutions by morning. 

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Nobodys - Politically Incorrect 7" maybe not an actual cock, but a prosthetic one... never thought of using a light bulb for a cock proxy but sounds hot! ...I love the Nobodys, they play short, fast, poppy, and funny songs! Sure I am not for the death penalty and I think it's lame to be for it, but I have to admit that the song Bring It Back (the Death Penalty) is a great sing a long. I can't really fault them for this, I used to be for capitol punishment, but as I got older I realized it was wrong. This tune is a reminder that people can change. 

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