Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Day 188 Of 365 Days of Cock

Happy Hallowiener!

I hope you have a safe and fun Halloween and if you end up with too many Reese's Peanutbutter Cups, I will help you dispose of them

Monday, October 30, 2017

Day 187 Of 365 Days of Cock

"one of my favorite places to hike is Felcher Canyon"

 Joking aside one of my favorite hikes is Fletcher Canyon at Mount Charleston... any way this is a long the lines of yesterdays, when I attended South Lake Tahoe High School a classmate of mine asked me, "are you a felcher?" I said back to him, "I don't know what that is, but I assume it's something gay, so yes I am a felcher!" He informed me, "that's the kind of thing a felcher would say!"

 Anyway later I learned that a felcher is someone that sucks the cum out of someone's anus, as for myself I prefer to suck someone else's cum out of an anus. 

Sunday, October 29, 2017

Day 186 Of 365 Days of Cock

The other night at work I chuckled to myself thinking about all the fucked up things I learned from people trying to bully me for being a weird fat fuck kid, maybe I was just naive or stupid, but when a classmate came up to me and asked me, "do you eat the cracker?" I replied, "yes!" I figured it was something gay, because when it comes down to assholes it's always something "gay" or "sexist", my classmate then said to me, "you look like you eat the biscuit!" I didn't know what he was talking about but I love biscuits so I agreed with him, frustrated that I didn't understand the insults, my classmate explained to me that eating the biscuit is something the last person to cum at a circle jerk has to do. Ha, I laughed to myself because I never really thought about the Circle Jerks name, ha! This classmate later asked me, "do you Snowball?" I told him that I love the Hostess Snowballs...etc

Saturday, October 28, 2017

Day 185 Of 365 Days of Cock

 Recently I read a Washington Post article titled, "Racist Patients Often Leave Doctors At A Loss" ...fuck, I would have thought self preservation would have prevailed! 

 My friend Chris and I used to to say, "I'd feel bad for racist people if they weren't such assholes"... The other night I sat in the office at work reading this article and was shocked, saddened, and disgusted. It was almost comical, if someone one was saving my kids life I would just be stoked they were saving them... I almost loss one of my family members recently and I was grateful for the United Nations reflective staff at Sunrise hospital... I could only imagine trying to save someone's life and being hurled a racist epitaph... this article starts off with a story about a 6 year old kid that refers to a doctor as a spic, and continues to get more shocking with a father that refused African American nurses to tend to his infant in the ICU, fuck-A! 

 I have experienced this with my one eyes, a few years back. I took my Bethany to the emergency room and some racist woman was referring to the Indian doctor as a, "fucking Iraqi", "fucking terrorists", and a "nigger"  ...sheesh, I am drunk and can't really ad anymore to this, just read this article for yourself...

follow the link to read the story for yourself

 Since we are on the topic of hospitals I highly suggest listening to the Off With Their Heads record Hospitals, it will surely be considered a punk rock classic if it's not already!  

Friday, October 27, 2017

Day 184 Of 365 Days of Cock

Over the years Bethany and I have caught many great bands live, tonight we will catch one of the greatest Guided By Voices! To put it mildly I am excited as fuck! No joke, Guided By Voices are one of my all time favorite bands, I didn't catch them at Matador Fest and never had any other opportunities to catch them live so this is a treat... to top it off I am loving their latest album How Do You Spell Heaven... I have no doubt I will be so drunk I will not remember seeing this amazing gig! See you there! 

Thursday, October 26, 2017

Day 183 Of 365 Days of Cock

The proud 'merican says, " I love showing my love for this country by jerking off to the flag... U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!"

Bakla says, "judging from the jerk offs the American Flag is the new golden calf... since it looks pleasurable I'll join them!"

 I don't mind a healthy amount of patriotism (is there such a thing?), but lately it seems like every jerk off has a hard on for America, they are so turned on that their blue balls force them to vote for dick heads ... they love America so much they want to fuck it figuratively (Trump, War, plutocracy...etc) and literally, I have no doubt that many of these patriots coat their cocks in petroleum jelly, then wrap the flag around their cocks, and jerk off to a bald eagle... I swear these Christians seem to love the flag more than Jesus. I could only imagine how Moses and the Lord would have felt when they were chit chatting on Mount Sinai while the jerk offs down below were jerking off to the flag, they'd be pissed, and probably punish them with some kind of plague... for the record, Moses sounds like a Debbie Downer, when he went up the mountain the Israelites were having a blast, dancing to the Ska sounds of Desmond Dekker, then when Moses returned the party was over... sadly none of this matters because your god doesn't exist, if you want to jerk off to a false idol be my guest.... 

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Day 182.5 Of 365 Days of Cock

Half a man for the half way point of a 365 day project, pretty stoked I made it this far... For the most part this has been a lot of fun, and on a few occasions slightly difficult, I had a fucked up situation pop up a few months back and it was hard to draw dicks while in the hospital, I didn't want to offend the staff so I had to do it on the DL, then it was hard breaking away from the hospital to scan a drawing and upload it... luckily once a day I left to shower and sleep for a few hours, sure I needed that few extra minutes to sleep, but I chose to upload cock doodles instead... luckily things seem pretty good right now, and this Friday they will be even better since I am finally catching Guided By Voices... sure I had doubts of me completing this project when I began, but now I have a pretty good feeling it will be completed...

 I started a Twitter for 365 Days of Cock, well originally I deleted my old Twitter because someone who shouldn't know about my Twitter was suggested, and since I was suggested to follow them I have no doubts they were suggested to follow me, usually I wouldn't give a flying fuck but this dude is super religious and works with me, I am sure he won't start work shit, but I just can't take that chance...  anyway follow the 365 Days of Cock Twitter if you feel like it


To quote the tune Fuck Wit Progressives Day (& Everybody's Celebratin') , "All these suckahs at the DNC can eat a big fat dick! Yeah, Donald Trump can eat a big fat dick! Tom Perez can eat a big fat dick! The Clintons can eat a fat dick!"

This drawing is self explanatory, if you are a Dem and don't understand it... turn off MSNBC and go fuck yourself!

Hamming it up, and celebrating the 365 Days of Cock half way point!  

Day 182 Of 365 Days of Cock

looking for a Halloween costume that combines your love of Norwegian Black Metal & your favorite penis websight 365 Days of Cock? Well, look no further than the cock corpse paint! You will be the hit of the next Mayhem gig, happy Halloween! 

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Day 181 Of 365 Days of Cock

According to Wikipedia the Skoptsy cut off their cocks because they feared the urge to fuck... if I was in Russia around 1771, I would have informed them that being a fat alcoholic would work just as well

Monday, October 23, 2017

Day 180 Of 365 Days of Cock

 I think I was 13 or 14 years old, whatever the age it was my birthday... on that day I skateboarded into Tower Records (Maryland Parkway & Flamingo) on the search for music, flush with birthday cash I was gonna treat myself to some punk rock, I don't remember every cassette tape I bought that day but the three I remember were Bold - Speak Out, DYS - Wolfpack, & GG Allin - Hated In The Nation. After a day full of skateboarding and adventure BJ, Joe, & I returned to my house and listened to the new punk rock treasures. When we got around to listening to Hated In The Nation we rolled around dying with laughter, we loved the music, but the between song banter was possibly better, for years afterwards, we could be heard saying such lines as, "betcha wish you were here!", one of the funniest between song banters was from the track Needle Up My Cock, GG Allin starts off about wanting to fuck himself, then he changes gears and goes on about some acne riddled BBW he met at some club called the Zoo,  according to GG Allin he fucked her because, "a fuck is a fuck". GG then proclaims that he did it without protection. It a cautionary tale... before ending the rant GG describes the procedure he went through to rid himself of VD, he says they put a needle up his cock followed by a cotton swab, he also warns that it hurts... for the record if a guy that bashes his head in with a micro and cuts himself with glass warns you that something hurts, it probably does...

Saturday, October 21, 2017

Day 178 Of 365 Days of Cock

Bethany works from home & quite often she tries to feed me some shit about me getting drunk and playing punk at the appropriate volume... I can't help it if I value rock 'n' roll more than some stupid job... yes, all jobs are stupid with the exception being rim jobs... 
...anyone else going to the Pixies tonight? I am super stoked, I have loved the Pixies for a long time and missed them every time I had the opportunity, but not this time... sure, I hate going to the strip, but it's for a good cause. In preparation for the show I picked up their new album Head Carrier and I liked it a lot, I look forward to hearing these new favorites along side old one.... for all of you music buffs I hope you enjoyed the Exploited reference and the Neko Case t-shirt

Thursday, October 19, 2017

Day 176 Of 365 Days of Cock

last night at work a coworker confided with me that he has a fetish for Asian woman pissing in kitty litter boxes
...I thought this was pretty funny and the inspiration for this drawing was born. I don't think it's bad to wanna watch someone piss in a kitty litter box, for fucks sake my cats love pissing in their litter boxes... 

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Day 175 Of 365 Days of Cock

Mr.President it shouldn't be hard unless it's always soft! You are already a fuckin' jerk off so stop the hate & masturbate!

 There is no particular reason for this one, every week there are several new resaons to think Donald Trump is a jerk off... 

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Day 174 Of 365 Days of Cock

Joe & I have been buddies for close to thirty years, he got taller I got wider... no shit! In 2020
Joe and I will have been friends for thirty years, so save your money and send Joe & I on a trip for our 30 year anniversary... 
...sure my good friend no longer lives in Las Vegas, but every once in a while we get totally fucked up and talk on the phone and shoot the shit and we are usually so drunk it's like we are together!

Monday, October 16, 2017

Day 173 Of 365 Days of Cock

I think it's awesome that people come to Las Vegas and have a good time, it means a lot to me that a big part of my job is making sure people have fun, but one down side to tourism (and I am sure this goes for every where) is the dick head that comes to Las Vegas to shit on our city. They usually judge our city based on their shitty behavior, they come here to fuck prostitutes, they drink like armatures and treat employees like garbage,  & they refer to Las Vegas as, "Vegas!" ...blah, blah, blah! For the rest of the folks that come here and are cool, I look forward to seeing you tonight in the casino! 

 Also dressing up like the guy from the Hangover is a sure sign you are unimaginative prick, sure it was funny the first time I saw someone dressed this way, but at this point in time I have seen at least five zillion people in this get up, same goes for lame Elvis and Hunter S Thompson... speaking of Hunter S. Thompson I like the idea of his breakfast ritual but minus the half a pound of meat, the quart of milk, the keylime pie & of course being naked, I don't like to be naked, but I can get behind the 4 Bloody Marys, the good music, being outside, 3 newspapers, & 6 lines of coke for desert... 


 "Brenda has a nice ass" which someone else reply's, "I want to fuck Brenda" I find it interesting that based on bathroom graffiti testimony that someone would want to have sex with someone they have yet to meet, what if the original Brenda commenter has a different idea of what a "nice ass" is?  Why am I trying to rationalize bathroom graffiti? Anyway I spotted this in a bathroom in Nipton, CA and found it funny! 

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Day 172 Of 365 Days of Cock

If I ordered a Disclose record from you 5 lifetimes ago & I still haven't received it, you are a fucking dick!

 I am mostly joking but not completely... a couple of months ago someone asked me if I liked Disclose, I told them I knew who they were but never checked them out. I was assured that if I heard their album Yesterdays Fairy Tales, Tomorrows Nightmare I would be blown away, I told the person I didn't believe this to be true, but since I didn't know for sure I went home and drunkenly ordered the aforementioned Disclose LP... fast forward to now and I still don't have the record, oh well I did receive the new Hot Water Music, Iron Chic, City Mouse, & Guided By Voices record recently so those will have to tie me over till then... this isn't the worst problem in the world and if not hearing Disclose will lead to my death I will just pull up Youtube and hear it there, but I do prefer the record route when it comes to my initial contact with a band... 

Saturday, October 14, 2017

Day 171 Of 365 Days of Cock

 This is one could have been better, but I don't think it was very well thought out... to be honest with you none of my shit is well thought out... Oh, well in my defense I was super fucking wasted when I started drawing this... now that I am sober and finishing it up I just want to go to bed, blah, blah, blah!

 This drawing was inspired by one of my racist coworkers who always had a racist comment about Obama and constantly repeated negative talking points about him... For the record I think it's great to say, "fuck you" to authority & I thought some of the love for Obama was nauseating, but this coworker had the nerve to act disgusted about the way people talked about Trump & even gave me a lecture about why you should respect the president no matter what. Maybe it was a case of short term memory loss... less than a year ago this hypocrite was talking all sorts of mad shit about Obama, which is fine... I guess now that a racist is president they have respect for the position, gross!

 What a sick fucking world we live in where people openly admit to loving cops and the president. The only thing I used to respect about Republicans was their fuck the government attitude, now if the government had a penis they would suck it.

Friday, October 13, 2017

Day 170 Of 365 Days of Cock

 Several times in my life while pissing in a public restroom an older man has said to me, "boy if you need to shake your pecker more than three times, you are playing with yourself!"

 I am never sure if this is some kind of accusation or suggestion because every time it has been said to me I am mid stream, and even though I draw some fucked up shit I am not a fucking pervert like Harvey Winestein, the thought of jerking off in a public place is a major turn off. Now if we are talking about a private spot away from preying eyes that is an entirely different story  

 Also who shakes or wiggles their penis when jerking off? That shit is just weird...

Thursday, October 12, 2017

Day 169 Of 365 Days of Cock

If You are cool, I am cool! Lets cross swords! 

If I had a friend we would do cool shit like this all the time, but I don't have any friends so that is not gonna happen... my older brother and I used to do this but we called it lightsaber fights, but I don't talk to him anymore... 

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Day 168 Of 365 Days of Cock

Is there anything lamer than a conservative punk?

conservative punk says, "sure I don't work much and usually get a huge tax return but my tax dollars better not go to feeding a low income child even though I benefited from such programs! ...Trump is not so bad he takes part in the same type of business practices as Greg Ginn...." 

Sadly this drawing is inspired by a former friend that used to be a leftist, this guy was one of the components that led me to this way of life, it was so strange seeing him last. He was no longer the guy I remembered, he was into god, he was a sexist prick, he was a Republican, and he now loves America in a sexual manor. Sure, I still consider him a friend, but besides music I am sure I have nothing to talk to him about, it's probably best that we have lost contact with each other... 

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Monday, October 9, 2017

Day 166 Of 365 Days of Cock

 On Saturday I went to Art in the Park in Boulder City, I saw some art I dug (Recycled Propaganda), got to hang out with Bethany, had a beer at Boulder Damn Brewery, & finally checked out the Tap... like always Boulder City was wonderful! Anyway, walking around Art in the Park, I did notice a lot of super patriotic art work done by people who didn't seem to give two shits about that kind of stuff but wanted to make a buck off Trump types, I know art is subjective but I think this is art at it's worst (tied for second is the assorted hippie shit that is meant to appeal to the stoner demographic)... for the artists that are overtly nationalistic I am not talking about you, you love America and especially the flag! I suspect you love the American flag in a sexual way... by the way, fucking a hole in the American Flag is probably against the U.S. flag code, but I won't tell, for fuck sake my friend B.J. once fucked a cantaloupe and I thought that was cool! So with that stated this is an eagle flying away with a cock. 

Sunday, October 8, 2017

Day 165 Of 365 Days of Cock

"this never ending party will eventually end my misery...it started as a casual fling and every thing would seem alright, but now I know..." 

Saturday, October 7, 2017

Day 164 Of 365 Days of Cock

I drew this one because I felt like there isn't enough woman drawn in this project, but there is a few reasons for this 1) I usually draw shit from my perspective 2) I purposely tried to stay away from straight up fucking 3) woman usually don't have penises & for the woman that do I didn't want to seem like I was making fun of them... As a Fat old guy I can't stand talking to other old fat guys who want to make a stupid Caitlyn Jenner joke. I don't even want to talk about the Kardashians, for fucks sake for a TV show I have never watched  I feel like I know a lot about the Kardashians from other fat old men who supposedly hate them & have "never" watched Keeping Up With The Kardashians, but for some reason can describe every inch of this TV show to a disinterested hung over fat punk rocker.

 Any way this is a drawing that is suppose to be Bethany with a penis, but besides the hair doesn't really look like her, but you know it's her because of the Neko Case T-shirt, I don't know if I shared this but I caught Neko Case a few months back at the Orpheum Theatre in Flagstaff, AZ the concert was amazing or at least what I remember of it, it was a bit of a blur.

 Got some good music in the mail this week, got the new City Mouse LP Get Right, as well as the self titled Racquet Club record, got some punk rock and some emo/indie to steady the course....

 On cock related news the cartoon Big Mouth on Netflix is pretty funny, here is a link to the trailer


 I am sure everyone saw that Donald Trump issued a new rule that allows employers to exempt themselves from the birth control mandate, what a piece of shit! With the use of contraceptives anti-abortion, and all around family values guys who like to get their dicks wet like like Tim Murphy wouldn't need to urge their mistresses to get an abortion. The Christian Jihadists are spreading their Christian Sharia Law with the help of President Dick Head.... 

Friday, October 6, 2017


Saturday October 7th is National Frappe Day lets celebrate by taking a corn Crappe... does anyone have a couple of spare Misfits tickets, we cant afford that shit?

Day 163 Of 365 Days of Cock

 Recently I heard a story about how schools in Turkey will stop teaching younger kids evolution and will start a religious based curriculum, it didn't make me relieved that it's not just America that is going through a bat shit crazy revolution, it made me sad... I can't help but think about the NOFX tune The Idiots Are Taking Over...

 It also reminds me how full of shit Donald Trump is when he says, "Make America Great Again" that motherfucker didn't do shit, when Erdogan's security forces attacked Americans that were peacefully protesting Erdogan's Washington D.C. visit.

Thursday, October 5, 2017

Day 162 Of 365 Days of Cock

Last time I talked to Floyd I was
pretty drunk, but I think he told me
he once paid someone to shove a 
Sharpie into his dick hole...

...coincidentally I used a Sharpie to draw this 

 As weird as that sounds I think it's fucking cool that he has found something that gets his rocks off, for me it is having a drink on or off the rocks that gets my rocks off. Sure, I don't understand the whole BDSM thing, but that is the cool thing about shit like this you don't have to, & Floyd doesn't have to understand why I would find Nancy Grace wearing a Mega City Four T-shirt & nothing else hot & neither do you...

 For the record, Floyd may not have even said this, I have extremely bad hearing, I was drunk, & the Live Wire is a loud as fuck bar, Floyd may have told me he just paid for a copy of the Chaos UK album Short Sharp Shock, but I like my story much better...

Wednesday, October 4, 2017

Day 161 Of 365 Days of Cock

 One of my favorite things about living in Nevada are the bighorn sheep, a few months ago I was on a hike and I was admiring some bighorn sheep when some woman walked by and said in her snotty tone, "what's the big deal it's just a billy goat ?" Just a fucking billy goat? They are bighorn sheep! If I could have gotten away with it I would have shoved the woman off the cliff for not giving our state animal the respect it deserves. I hope that human piece of shit some how stumbles across this blog so she would know that she is stupid as fuck & a horrible person. 

 Also if it was a billy goat that would be bad ass as well, since goats don't live in the Mojave Desert and goats of all sorts are metal as fuck! 

 I keep a bighorn sheep with me when I am drunken, punkin', & rock 'n rollin'! 

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Day 160 Of 365 Days of Cock

Famous Cocks: Dirty Harry, known for fucking BBWs and all sorts of different body types. Starred in such note-able films...
*Your Mom's Hairy Pussy 11 *Cash 4 Chunkers 4 *Mexicunts 4 *Fuck Me Like The Whore That I Am *Who Let The Whores Out *Tounge 2 Ass 2 *Riveted Rectums *Mommy Dear Ass *Bubble Butt Mothers 4 *Cuckold MILFs 5 *White Trash Whore 40 *Violate Every Hole *Big Titty Christmas *Texas Vibrator Massacre *Worlds Only Squirting Midget *Cum On My Hairy Pussy 14 *We Fuck 'em Young 

 I didn't really need to mention BBWs in the drawing, I don't know if Dirty Harry fucks them over anyone else, I just wanted to throw out a shout out to them!

 I swear that Dirty Harry was robbed of the 2005 AVN Best Group Sex Scene for his roll in Double Cum Cocktails 

Monday, October 2, 2017


Your thoughts and prayers are nice...
...but what Las Vegas needs is for you to donate blood

 For the most part everyone in the casino was cool last night, but I had a woman who asked, "who do I talk to about getting my room comped, because I was inconvenienced by the whole shooting?" 

 I felt so bad for all of our guests, I could tell they all just wanted to go home... I feel so bad for everyone that was affected by this...

Day 159 Of 365 Days of Cock

Can't stop, won't stop being a degenerate
P.S. I'll see you in hell... 

some times before we start work we joke "Can't stop, won't stop, in a wreck and need a check" we don't know what it means but we say it anyway... this is a drawing of me doing what I do best, drinking myself into oblivion... also another nod to the Pink Reason 7" Throw It Away

!!Update!! I typed this and drew this before I knew about the shooting that occurred at Mandaly Bay... I'm here at work and it is really depressing to see how many of the guests have been affected by this... I don't know what to write but feel I should acknowledge it... 

Sunday, October 1, 2017

Day 158 Of 365 Days of Cock

Don't let the door hit you on the way out... let the cock slap you across the face on your way out! Fuck you Tom Price for your part in "Making America Great Again" ...the million he blew is a drop in the bucket, but fuck him anyway!