Thursday, October 5, 2017

Day 162 Of 365 Days of Cock

Last time I talked to Floyd I was
pretty drunk, but I think he told me
he once paid someone to shove a 
Sharpie into his dick hole...

...coincidentally I used a Sharpie to draw this 

 As weird as that sounds I think it's fucking cool that he has found something that gets his rocks off, for me it is having a drink on or off the rocks that gets my rocks off. Sure, I don't understand the whole BDSM thing, but that is the cool thing about shit like this you don't have to, & Floyd doesn't have to understand why I would find Nancy Grace wearing a Mega City Four T-shirt & nothing else hot & neither do you...

 For the record, Floyd may not have even said this, I have extremely bad hearing, I was drunk, & the Live Wire is a loud as fuck bar, Floyd may have told me he just paid for a copy of the Chaos UK album Short Sharp Shock, but I like my story much better...

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