Monday, October 23, 2017

Day 180 Of 365 Days of Cock

 I think I was 13 or 14 years old, whatever the age it was my birthday... on that day I skateboarded into Tower Records (Maryland Parkway & Flamingo) on the search for music, flush with birthday cash I was gonna treat myself to some punk rock, I don't remember every cassette tape I bought that day but the three I remember were Bold - Speak Out, DYS - Wolfpack, & GG Allin - Hated In The Nation. After a day full of skateboarding and adventure BJ, Joe, & I returned to my house and listened to the new punk rock treasures. When we got around to listening to Hated In The Nation we rolled around dying with laughter, we loved the music, but the between song banter was possibly better, for years afterwards, we could be heard saying such lines as, "betcha wish you were here!", one of the funniest between song banters was from the track Needle Up My Cock, GG Allin starts off about wanting to fuck himself, then he changes gears and goes on about some acne riddled BBW he met at some club called the Zoo,  according to GG Allin he fucked her because, "a fuck is a fuck". GG then proclaims that he did it without protection. It a cautionary tale... before ending the rant GG describes the procedure he went through to rid himself of VD, he says they put a needle up his cock followed by a cotton swab, he also warns that it hurts... for the record if a guy that bashes his head in with a micro and cuts himself with glass warns you that something hurts, it probably does...

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