Thursday, October 26, 2017

Day 183 Of 365 Days of Cock

The proud 'merican says, " I love showing my love for this country by jerking off to the flag... U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!"

Bakla says, "judging from the jerk offs the American Flag is the new golden calf... since it looks pleasurable I'll join them!"

 I don't mind a healthy amount of patriotism (is there such a thing?), but lately it seems like every jerk off has a hard on for America, they are so turned on that their blue balls force them to vote for dick heads ... they love America so much they want to fuck it figuratively (Trump, War, plutocracy...etc) and literally, I have no doubt that many of these patriots coat their cocks in petroleum jelly, then wrap the flag around their cocks, and jerk off to a bald eagle... I swear these Christians seem to love the flag more than Jesus. I could only imagine how Moses and the Lord would have felt when they were chit chatting on Mount Sinai while the jerk offs down below were jerking off to the flag, they'd be pissed, and probably punish them with some kind of plague... for the record, Moses sounds like a Debbie Downer, when he went up the mountain the Israelites were having a blast, dancing to the Ska sounds of Desmond Dekker, then when Moses returned the party was over... sadly none of this matters because your god doesn't exist, if you want to jerk off to a false idol be my guest.... 

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