Day 203 Of 365 Days of Cock

Concern #5,666,027 about Trump being the President of the United States of America: Being asked* by aliens, "take us to your leader!" ...what do you do in that situation, are they gonna judge us on weather we are worthy to live based on our leader? Will they enslave us and butt rape us? I don't know, I just hope we are never put in that situation, but if I am I will call in to Coast To Coast AM to talk about it. 

*I guess this is more a demand than a question, oh well!