This drawing is inspired by the McCoffee commercial where some asshole has a bunch of nice friends and they plan for her a surprise party, but she can't be bothered because she has to have her coffee first, fuck her, she can chew on a dick... I bring this up because just about every morning I have a pig fucker walk up to me and ask, "where's Starbucks?" when I tell them I'll show them where it's at, I usually ask them how their stay is going, and quite often I hear the cliche of, "don't ask, I haven't had my coffee yet!" If this is you, go fuck yourself. I can abuse sleeping pills and alcohol and drag myself out of bed and I don't act like an asshole! So spare me the bullshit about how hard it is to be on vacation... I love drinking coffee, I usually drink half a pot a day of it, I can sympathize. With that said, if you are asked how you are doing & all you have is a cliche for a reply, stuff a dick in your mouth because no one wants to hear the sound of a asshole farting, fuck you!
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