The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!
When I was younger my dad took me to the 50th State Fair and we had a great time. We went to the Freak Show and there was a guy that laid on a bed of nails, he asked for a volunteer to come up and stand on him. My dad raced up front and volunteered why proclaiming, "I'll kill him!" After my dad stood on the guy and the guy didn't die my dad seemed a bit disappointed... After a few hours of family time bullshit my dad retired to the beer tent and my mom took us home to have dinner. A few hours later we dragged my dad out of the fair and towards the car. While walking to the car my dad told me, "Karl, you are a good boy, I tried to win you a prize, but I didn't so you don't get anything" then my dad did the most bad ass thing any father has ever done... my dad lifted up his leg like a dog pointed his foot at some random car, and pissed out the leg of his Daisy Duke shorts without the aid of a finger to aim his pisser. My dad had the accuracy of Simo Häyhä & that makes me proud!
My dad passed away a few years back and I miss him, but luckily for me I have all sorts of fucked up memories of him.
My dad passed away a few years back and I miss him, but luckily for me I have all sorts of fucked up memories of him.
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