Tuesday, January 30, 2018

Day 279 Of 365 Days of Cock

Sometimes it feels like Bethany & I are everyone's fucking therapist... of course these people are never around if something is bothering us, but that is to be expected... doesn't mean I don't love or care about these people, but sometimes I wish they would do what I do when something is bothering me and drink themselves into oblivion...

Sunday, January 28, 2018

Day 277 Of 365 Days of Cock

trying to get used to a new work schedule so the next few will be extra fast, suffering succotash! 

Friday, January 26, 2018

Thursday, January 25, 2018

Day 274 Of 365 Days of Cock

This goes out to my transvestite customer and any other transvestite... when I first got into punk in the early 80's transvestites were always a joke among dickheads who wanted everyone around them to know they were "manly" or some shit, looking back whether it was intended or not transvestites were and are an amazing "fuck you" to dudes that can't handle others determining what makes them happy and for that I salute them &/or anyone else that existence is a threat to dickheads! 

Saturday, January 20, 2018


The Libertine says, "hmmmmm, your cock felt soft & silky in my mouth! Have you been soakin' your cock in Palmolive? I hear it softens your cock while you do the dishes!"

Bakla says, "nah, dude! My dick feels soft because it can no longer get hard!"

this is a tribute to my favorite Palmolive commercial

Day 269 Of 365 Days of Cock


this one was pretty good until I kept fucking with it, the skull is a bunch of cocks but at this point it's hard to tell...

Friday, January 19, 2018

Day 268 Of 365 Days of Cock

A lot of valuable partying time is spent making pp, fuck the potty! Strap on a nappy and make more time for the party!

Thursday, January 18, 2018

Day 267 Of 365 Days of Cock

 I couldn't sleep so I brewed a pot of coffee, put on the Samiam LP Trips, and drew this... haven't listen to Trips too many times, which is a shame because it's a great record. It's very hard when you love every album by a band because a record or two gets neglected... Well, I have about a month till Awesome FEST so my homework will be studying Trip till then... I am so stoked to finally go to Awesome FEST, and it's even sweeter that Samiam has been added to the line up... even before Samiam was added I was stoked, Dead To Me, Fleshies, Iron Chic, Needles//Pins, Shallow Cuts, Tiltwheel,, Turkish Techno, Western Settings...etc So many good bands, it's gonna be a blast!

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Day 266 Of 365 Days of Cock

When I got in to Punk Rock and skateboarding in the early 80's it was very important that the world knew that Elvis had a stinky butt, so important that T-shirts were made proclaiming it.

Fun Fact: Elvis had a stinky cock!

As someone that loves Rock n Roll music, I have to admit I am not much of an Elvis fan, as a little kid in the back of my mom's car I loved hearing the Beatles, the Ventures, Jan and Dean, ? and the Mysterians, & all sorts of others, but Elvis just seemed boring... when I got older and found out that J Edgar Hoover was one of Elvis's heroes I found him even more lame... shit, Elvis is the typical example of someone getting older and that someone becoming lame as hell....

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Day 265 Of 365 Days of Cock

Holy cow, I only need to do 100 more of these to complete this project...

This is a tribute to Bauhaus the band and not the art school, it's quite possible that I could have benefited from some art school training... as it is, I never really enjoyed art class in (or any class), I never wanted to draw a bowl of fruit I wanted to draw goofy shit! While I was in high school drawing goofy shit one of the bands I jammed was Bauhaus. I bought In a Flat Field by Bauhuas on cassette at the East Charleston Record City location in 1990, it was different from the hard core shit I was jamming at the time, but for whatever reason I found it charming. After a long day of skateboarding I wold lay in bed and listen to it... blah, blah, blah, it's not like you care!

Monday, January 15, 2018


 Fuck the other cock sites! They might deliver consistently better drawn cocks, but only 365 delivers the poor grammar, the mental illness, & badly drawn drawings you rely on to feel good about yourself! 

 This is an advertisement I made for 365 Days of Cock, you are seeing it on 365 days of Cock!

Day 264 Of 365 Days of Cock

You will notice this weeks drawings will be done in a much faster pace than usual, not a lot of time for cocks when you have company, which is OK because I like to see what I can whip up in a minute or two...

Tuesday, January 9, 2018

Day 258 Of 365 Days of Cock

Drink, puke, pass out!
I fuckin' do it every night!
Wake up in a pool of piss...

Another GG Allin themed drawing, this one inspired by the tune Sleeping In My Piss! 

Monday, January 8, 2018

Day 257 Of 365 Days of Cock

 When I was on my way to the Mount Everest Indian lunch buffet I spotted a Yin and Yang decal featuring two adorable kitties and I wondered to myself, "I wonder if I can do that with cocks?"

 Sure, if I knew how to do digital art this would look better, but I don't really care about that, I care about getting the idea out there then moving on to something else... with that stated her is the Ding Dong!

Saturday, January 6, 2018

Day 255 Of 365 Days of Cock

 I don't want anyone to get flashed especially if they are not open to it, but I would love for some creepy guy in a trench coat to flash me....

Friday, January 5, 2018

Day 254 Of 365 Days of Cock

 when I drew this I could have sworn the lines were straight, but I was pretty fucked up at the time! Anyway, this is my submission to Travel Nevada for their next advertisement campaign 

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Day 251 Of 365 Days of Cock

as a child I loved reading National Geographic and I loved watching Jacques Cousteau specials on TV, with that stated here is a tribute to Cock Cousteau!