Saturday, March 31, 2018

Day 339 Of 365 Days of Cock

Hell yeah, Bethany and I are hitting up the Boulder City Beer Festival... I love Boulder City, I love beer, and I love Bethany... I assume this year will be like last year, awesome! Possibly better, this year I have a room!

  So in a few hours or so, I'll see you there! 

Friday, March 30, 2018

Day 338 Of 365 Days of Cock

For some reason dicks love getting drunk and shootings signs from trucks... on a recent trip to Death Valley I couldn't help but notice that every street sign was shot up...

Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Day 336 Of 365 Days of Cock

 I may have mentioned this before but I love Flipper... I remember buying their Blow'n Chunks cassette @ Hungry Ear Records (Kailua, HI) and digging it. A year or two later I rented the Target Live video and was blown away by their Lowrider video

Sunday, March 25, 2018

Day 333 Of 365 Days of Cock

this is not an endorsement for the band Grim Reaper, I think they are one of the worst bands of all time, but I am open to listening to the Las Vegas band Grim Reefer

 So the other day I awoke to some horrible news, Shaun from Capitalist Casualties has past away... Capitalist Casualties are one of my favorite bands... they play hard core they way it should be played! I remember the first time I saw Capitalist Casualties, the cops came busting in and Shaun screams into the microphone, "fuck the police!" and the kids went wild, the cops were pissed, and this guy witnessed one of his all time favorite punk rock experiences ever! 

Friday, March 23, 2018

Day 331 Of 365 Days of Cock

 A few days back or so, according to the news everyone is pissed off that Trump congratulated Putin for his election "win" judging from my coworkers that voted for him no one gives a fuck, and same goes for the ones that didn't... With that said here is a drawing of Trump putin' a penis in his mouth.

 Well, I guess Bolton is coming on board, good! I have been waiting to draw that fucking cock! 

Thursday, March 22, 2018

Day 330 Of 365 Days of Cock

If there is ever a need to change the name of the Vegas Golden Knights, I highly suggest the Las Vegas Glowing Cocks... for one thing We live in Las Vegas, "Vegas" is some where douche bags go on vacation and they think it's a licence to act like a disrespectful entitled fuck... second what is so fucking golden about Las Vegas? This city glows! And why the fuck nights? Besides a short stint of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan we haven't had any knights here, but one thing our city is full of is fucking dicks and just like a penis, during the weekend, special event, or convention  our population swells like a penis is suppose to... I wouldn't know mine broke sometime when Schleprock was a pop punk band. 

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Day 329 Of 365 Days of Cock

So I was sitting at Starboard Tack when I spotted some inspiration on the wall, so I guzzled down my beer are busted out the pen and paper and now you are treated to a penis marlin... 

Monday, March 19, 2018

Day 327 Of 365 Days of Cock

To quote the Automatics, "secret not for everyone"... but should be!

I love the Portland Automatics and the the Japanese Automatics, it's a shame they never did a split 7"... anyway this is based on the band from Japan

Sunday, March 18, 2018

Day 326 Of 365 Days of Cock

"My ticker don't work too well but, my pecker is another story!"

this one goes out to all of the cool senior citizens, not just the ones that fuck, but the ones that still like art, love music, and care about the future! 

Saturday, March 17, 2018

Day 325 Of 365 Days of Cock

Happy ST. Patrick's Day... Kiss me I'm Irish!  

 Sure I will most probably be hitting the hiking trail this morning and going to bed before you start your St. Patrick's Day Celebration, but whatever... be safe, don't drink and drive, and most importantly don't be a dick! 

Friday, March 16, 2018

Day 324 Of 365 Days of Cock

"Pay back is your mom, mothah fuckah!"

I love my cats and dogs, I probably mention my dosg more because they go on hikes with me and they sleep in my bed. My cats and I have a different type of relationship, when I am up late at night (and the dogs are in bed with Bethany), reading my books, drinking a beer, and listening to records I am the king of the cats... I have a cat next to each arm, and a cat or two next to me head (if Ruby feels like escaping Caroline's room) and we have a great time, I wish my cats and dogs could coexist, but I assume that will never happen... this drawing is Smokey getting some payback against the "boys" ..Smokey Nuts is the most loving and degenerate cat ever! I know the dawgs get a lot of love, but to my cats I love you just you!

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Day 322 Of 365 Days of Cock

I Love Las Vegas

 People always shit on Las Vegas, for fuck sake one guy shot up our life's blood because he was butt hurt or some shit (I still don't know). For the entire time I have lived here I have had to listen to people that were too lazy or too dumb to find the cool shit accuse Las Vegas of, "not being a real city" or "not having any culture", fuck them and the cliche's they spout, their mouth's are just farting because they are asses! 

 I have lived here for close to thirty years and constantly came across awesome bands, artists, and awesome people! I met Bethany here, both my daughters were born here, & this city has been the base camp for many amazing adventures, this is not some stupid pride you hear from some fucktard from the East Coast, this is just my home... 

Monday, March 12, 2018

Day 320 Of 365 Days of Cock

Yesterday at the bar I met a "punk rock" guy, at first we bonded over Black Flag & Husker Du... then the dick went on about his love for Trump, his hatred of immigrants, & his belief in a flat Earth, what a fucking poser! 

 This was a good reminder that even if someone is punk they can be lame as fuck... shit, when he thanked god that Bernie Sanders wasn't elected he crossed his heart, I didn't have the heart to tell him god doesn't exist

Saturday, March 10, 2018

Day 318 Of 365 Days of Cock

This dick loves records... here are some awesome records I have stumbled across lately! Sure there are many others but these are the ones I can think off...

Dimber - Damber 7" this was a great Awesome Fest discovery, but I stated that before! Well, I got to tell you I bought the record, lost it in a Lyft, ordered another copy, and it lived up to the live experience... great catchy punk rock, for some reason I get a Too Fast for Love vibe, and I mean that as a compliment! 

The OB III's - The One and Only LP I discovered this one because I love the Marked Men, Low Culture, and Shang A Lang, so I spent a day getting drunk and went through every member's discography and stumbled across this band, I don't know which band or how they are related to the previously mentioned bands, but it doesn't matter because this rules! 

Teenage Fanclub - Bandwagonesque LP a reissue of an amazing album I have previously owned on cassette tape and compact disc, It was a lot of fun to catching Teenage Fanclub last year at Pappy and Harriet's, to make that adventure even more fun Neko Case was playing Flagstaff, AZ the next day so I added that on as a detour 

Feedtime - The Aberrant Years BOXSET, I walked into Record City (East Charleston) and Joey asked me if I knew who Feedtime was, I told him I didn't. He asked me if I wanted to buy the Feedtime boxset at some insanely low price so I said "yes", so I took it home got drunk and loved the entire experience, thanks Joey! 

New Order- Substance LP this is another record I have owned on CD and cassette and could have bought for a couple of bucks back in the day, but skipped and was almost forced to pay top dollar till a copy came into Record City (East Charleston). The price was reasonable because someone urinated on the cover but the vinyl was in perfect shape, thanks again Joey!  

Damn, I forgot to mention the new DeeCracks album, good thing I am mentioning it now! 

Friday, March 9, 2018

Day 317 Of 365 Days of Cock

this one goes out to the young kids (adults?) I see at punk rock shows that sport the denim vests with patches on... I usually don't talk to them because I am old enough to be their dads or loser uncle, but it makes me happy to see them rage hard while I am off to the side drinking my beer... it's always awesome to see a new crop of punk rock kids! 

Thursday, March 8, 2018

Day 316 Of 365 Days of Cock

I love Big Horn Sheep, and I was pretty stoked to spot a couple of them on the side of the mountain off of the Pine Creek Trail... 

Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Day 315 Of 365 Days of Cock

I over did it on my hikes this weekend and I was so exhausted I went to bed early and slept in, so I drew this quick dick, pun intended! 

Monday, March 5, 2018

Day 313 Of 365 Days of Cock

 I love the GG Allin tracks on Hated In The Nation with the Cedar Street Sluts, but recently I bought the Cedar Street Sluts album and it didn't live up to those previously mentioned tracks... not sure if I mentioned this but the new DeeCracks LP Sonic Delusions, fuck I am drunk good night!

Sunday, March 4, 2018

Day 312 Of 365 Days of Cock

 I was jamming Kerosene by Big Black while posting this, that song rules!

I was taking a major shit and stumbled across Totally Fucking Gay - Gag On Penis in the latest issue  Razorcake, this shit is awesome and funny as fuck, I hope if they play west they hit Las Vegas on a Saturday so I can show up! 

Saturday, March 3, 2018


went for a walk around Lake Mead with my main squeeze Berf and spotted this beauty

Day 311 Of 365 Days of Cock

I totally understand the frustration, but the other day my boss/friend's girlfriend (?) broke up with him (?) and she went to a swing club and fucked a black guy (?) friend then thought it was a good idea to order a African American colored dildo and send it to her house so that she could fuck herself... sure I am leaving out a lot of the story because I am drunk, but I get that she is a fuck face that is constantly mind fucking him, but I am fully aware that his reaction is coming across a bit racist and could possibly get him fired for sexual harassment... I warned this dude to block her months ago and now I am so worried that my friend's  downward spiral will get him fired...

On a positive note I love the album Still Bummed By Nouns, if you have a copy of this on vinyl I will trade you a Moob painting for it! 

Thursday, March 1, 2018

Day 309 Of 365 Days of Cock

That kitten has sharp claws!

 Got the new DeeCracks record in the mail, haven't listened to it yet, but if it's anything like their other records then it will kick buttocks!