365 Days of Cock A.D. 001

I had the idea of at least three cock drawings in my head the day after day 365 but I purposely postponed working on them for some reason... I guess I hate having to draw cock, but I love drawing them... far from the greatest GG Allin song, Caroline & Sue tackles the issue of enjoying a woman's vagina while enjoying another woman's penis, basically it's about the best of both worlds, I wish I had that issue...  I assume that when Johnny Depp purchases the 365 Days of Cock Collection I will be able to relate with GG Allin's dilemma 

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count 'em, that's 365 cocks in this fucker....  Special thanks goes out to the Ukrainian bot that seems to come across my blog every day.

 I am not sure if I will end this with this post or if I will try to post something once a week, once a month, or just randomly... time will tell! 

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A special thanks goes out to Satan for giving me the strength to finish this project!

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I love my cat Smokey, he is super affectionate, but there is only one problem he shits everywhere. In celebration of his shitting I came up with this My Buddy inspired Smokey doll

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According to the Omaha World Herald a convicted murderer sliced 'n' diced his penis so that it would resemble the Egyptian serpent god Apophis, read about it  HERE. 

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A couple of weeks back I was pretty burned out on this but now I am feeling OK... anyway this one goes out to my friend J-Boogie (not to be confused with the DJ/producer). My friend J-Boogie is a sex pervert and I have no doubt that his penis will contribute to his demise. For example, a few weeks back J Boogie was driving for one of the major ride share programs when he had a passenger that wanted to have sex with him. They partied a bit, did some shots and drank some beers. Afterwards the couple went up to their (No Tell) motel room and J-Boogis's new friend sprayed disinfectant (?) on his penis, then J-Boogie put on some protection and they started to pork. Shortly after the sex began J-Boogie's sex partner ripped his condom off and started to fucked him some more, while he was telling me this I was already thinking, "STD". Shortly after the sex J-Boogie passed out then awoke to multiple people in the room that were gonna roll him, but he was too fast and ran for dear life...

...after hearing this story I told J-Boogie that he needed to get tested because he might have picked up the bug, J-Bogie's response to this was, "people don't give me Aids, I give them Aids!"

 I was kind of disgusted, I wasn't worried about him getting sick I was worried about all of the bar flies that usually end up fucking this gross fuck... oh well, that it is their weird hook up scene that doesn't value protection.

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the only minor concern I had for this project is that someone would mistake this as me being a champion for penises. Truth is I just find cock drawings hilarious... everyone knows that well meaning PC person that makes everything you agree with look bad because they are alarmed by everything... granted I probably make everything I believe in look bad because I usually make my proclamations when I have had a half pint of Jamenson & 10 tall boys of PBR, so we can forgive them... on the flipside I would hate for some pro-Man and/or a-penis-is-better person to think this is some battle cry, fuck them!

 To sum shit up way too simply I think life is better when everyone is treated better, fuck a master race, superior gender, or whatever you got. Granted, if someone is an asshole put them on blast... I know that now is the time for the incensed male, these fucks act like they have been held in bondage for the past 400 years... I know, I know you are too much of a passive aggressive coward to fess up so we have to live with, "I was just joking", fuck you I hope your dick gets knocked into the dirt!

Anyway, yesterday I drew a Poison Idea parody while blasting the Turned Out A Punk podcast and wouldn't you know it, I woke up this morning to find an interview with Jerry A on there. Quite often when I am drawing this I bump Turned Out A Punk, which elevates the fun! I have ordered several records just from Damian Abraham's recommendation, most recently Shower-Of-Smegma... if you like punk, records, wrestling...etc check it out!

Typing this is growing old... but as I wind down this project I just want you to enjoy dick art, don't show your dick to someone else, & don't be a dick...

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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 One of my favorite records is Pick Your King by Poison Idea, but I thought Kings of Punk would be more fitting for a parody

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"Ouch Peckwerwood!"

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"I pull my pud until it bleeds, I masturbate on toilet seats... I wanna fuck myself!"

I am amazed that with all of the GG Allin drawings on here that I haven't gotten around to this song... anyways I Wanna Fuck Myself is one of the greatest self love tunes of all time! 

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365 Cumbo Deal! Wow, was I pretty fucking drunk when I drew this, but that comes with the territory! 

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5 more days... 

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for the past year I have plopped down my clip board on to my record player and drew cocks while listening to punk rock records and drinking beer... I am stoked that I am most probably gonna complete this project, but I will miss the challenge of having to draw a cock a day when I really just want to draw some other stupid thing

added a few drawings to People Against Goodness And Normalcy check it out!

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Shenis pp on the go!

The other day Bethany and I were driving through the Mojave Desert Preserve & she told me that one of the people in her hiking groups rocks a Shenis... I never heard of it so I asked her about it, she told me it's like a penis funnel that you stick over your lady parts and piss in the wild. I was intrigued, so when I got home I looked it up, fell in love, & now I bring you this... 

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Have you ever noticed that Austria looks like a cock 'n' balls?

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 Burritos are the prefect ending to a perfect night (& or day)... a perfect day goes something like this, wake up early and go for a hike, hit up a bar for a post hike drink, go home and change, go out for more drinks, hit up a punk rock show, & then you cap the night off with a stop at Roberto's for a chili relleno burrito. By this time it is usually the next day and about three hours before you started your previous days hike... when you finally wake up you have the worst hang over ever, you realize you have spent 200 bucks at the bar, & you slept through a day you needed for running errands and chores, you now have the worst day ever.

 All of my favorites are represented here beer, burritos, punk rock, dick art, Nevada, and records... I used a 7" record as a stencil for the circle around the burrito eating cock. 

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 My coworker Christopher is a huge Chicago Cubs fan, so in honor of the laughs we have together I made a Chicago Cocks logo... which is fitting for Christopher because when he isn't in a good mood he can be a dick, ha! 

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this is inspired by the Robocop Enforcement Droid 209 (ED-209) but it has one large gun instead of two 

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Make like a tree and get the fuck out of here or the Tree of Cock!

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#VegasDong ...I often take issue with the term, "Vegas Strong" because it sounds like something someone not from Las Vegas came up with... I do like the sentiment though, the Route 91 mass shooting was awful... I remember driving home from work and seeing some dumb sign that read along the lines of, "we were there for your good times, you were there for our bad times, thanks Las Vegas" what bullshit, assholes couldn't wait to cancel their hotel rooms or try to get a free room upgrade after the shooting... if it was up to me I would have written, "we were there for your good times, and during our bad times we are still there, Las Vegas!"

 Every night Las Vegas is shit on by disrespectful fucks and on October 1st 2017 our city was terrorized by a piece of shit & every morning we bounce back and say, "fuck you!" Every night is training for whatever bullshit pops up... a casino lays us off, we will sit on unemployment till we reluctantly get hired at another casino. The recession hits we buy another house we can't afford. We are like bedbugs we will not die! For everyone of us cockroaches you try to kill there is 8 more of us.
For fuck sake we live in a city where we should all be dead from dehydration!  Enough of this pride shit... lets get drunk... continue to be drunk that is!

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Cockosaurus Sex had arms so small it was impossible for the beast to jerk off... sadly the creature went extinct due to sexual frustration... I thought I posted this one, but I guess not. I drew this one a while back and must have forgot about it because I found it in the case I throw my drawings in. 

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I swear one of the worst parts of working in a casino is dealing with the miserable cocktail servers, they are the biggest fucking assholes & dickheads in the world... if they need something they are impatient as fuck, but if you let them know a guest is looking for them they get pissed off and say, "it's not my section", but it's always their section... I don't even give a fuck if they get the guest a drink, I am just passing on the message kind of like when they tell me a guest needs help with a slot machine, but unlike them I don't throw a fit, I thank them. I want to know if someone needs help!

 Of course this isn't meant for all cocktail servers just most of them... if you are a good cocktail server this isn't meant for you it's meant for your shitty coworkers.

 I swear these worthless Walmart shoppers should be grateful for the Culinary Union because without their union they would be fired for being worthless... which is hilarious because most of them are Republicans. 

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"with a rebel yell more, more, more, more, more, more!"

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 Everything you hated about the Bush W administration now combined with the foul flavor of the Trump administration... this is the shittiest Reese's Peanut Butter Cup ever... I could have sworn I drew John Bolton, but I guess not 

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The other day Caroline gave Bethany a manicure, this is inspired by that and beer

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Cupid draw back your bow, and let your arrow go, straight to my lover's heart for me!

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 If all goes as planned Bethany, Caroline, and I will be hiking Amboy Crater... I am super stoked, I have been wanting to do this for a couple of years, usually it's too hot or I am in Joshua Tree for a concert, but this trip is all about hiking Amboy Crater, followed by a stop at the Joshua Tree Certified Farms Market for a fresh squeezed blood orange lemon aid... cross your flesh swords that their will be plenty of wild flowers! 

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Friday, gonna wake up early tomorrow and hit up Amboy Crater! 

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my redesign of the street light 

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My friend Joseph passed away a few years back, and let me tell you Joseph was one funny as fuck guy, he would do this thing where he lifted up his shirt and squeeze his belly into an ass, at the sight of this my friend Jose came up with the nickname Bacon 42, which means 4 tits 2 asses, ha!

 I miss Joseph, luckily for me he left me with many hilarious memories!

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"Who you calling dickhead? Mother fucker!"

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It's April 1st which means it's time for Kanamara Matsuri, hopefully this time next year I will be doing a Q&A or showcasing my penis art at it...