Monday, July 30, 2018

365 Days of Cock A.D. 022

"Don't step on my career, why are you being such an asshole? you're not making anything better, like I need a reason to write that stupid fuck a letter. I am the undisputed king of nothing..."

 I didn't draw that much this weekend... got drunk, cleaned the house and jammed some J Church... Damn, when I was jamming J Church the tune Undisputed King of Nothing  popped on an I was inspired to draw a cock with a crown on it.

 My brother Kurt's band the Pluralses is playing with Arms Aloft & Guerilla Poubelle this friday at the Dive Bar LV, that should be fun. I caught Arms Alot a few years back at FEST & I drunkenly remember them being pretty awesome! 

Monday, July 23, 2018

365 Days of Cock A.D. 021

 "oh you'll take the high road & I'll take the low road!"

 Another mythical creature, I guess we got a theme going... The Uniporn (not to be confused with YouPorn or unicorn) is a mythical creature that looks out for other animals in Nevada... You fuck with a desert tortoise and it will buck you in the dick till you shit your cock out of your bum, you fuck with Carrot Top and it will ram it's penis horn up your vagina causing a Grand Canyon like effect till you die... the other day at Atomic Liquors I spotted a tourist kicking a tree till a bird flew out of it, of course the piece of shit laughed... the Uniporn will curb stomp a motherfucker like that, Satan, forgive me for not doing the same...

 One of my favorite things about Nevada is our wild horses, when I spot one I can just watch them and be super stoked... sometime last year I was sitting in my lawn chair in the Meadow when some dip shit walked up to a wild horse and tried to pet it, the horse kicked him in the chest and the motherfucker went flying... I hate to admit to it, but I saw it coming a million miles away, I even brought it to Bethany's attention that the entertainment would begin shortly... dude didn't die but he got a scare, and to ad insult to injury the guy's wife came by and rhetorically asked him, "are you fucking stupid?" ...I laughed and was happy that someone gets payback on the motherfuckers... 

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...even in the Mojave Desert we have our own mythical / Bigfoot like creature called Bigfuck... Bigfuck hates assholes who go into nature just to take selfies of themselves drinking some non coffee Starbucks drink (& coffee drinks), Bigfuck will fuck these motherfuckers up, and she doesn't care if it's Mount Charleston or in the Mojave Desert. So if you are dicking around in the Meadows leaving trash Bigfuck will fuck you up, if you go up to Mount Charleston to go sledding and leave your broken sled you will die, & if you are so obnoxious that you bag your dog's shit then leave it on the trail Bigfuck will kill your dog in front of you... these same types of disrespect of nature goes for the desert as well... it's summer time and I have noticed a lot of disrespectful fucks in the mountains... Mount Charleston is a beautiful escape for everyone (especially in the summer) if you don't respect it or at least try to persevere it, Bigfuck will fuck you up... I am speaking to fucks from the ghetto and the suburbs, keep your ass in the valley if you gonna act like a fuck!

...Don't even get me started on the shitty people who hang out at Lake Mead.

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Everyone seems to love the Golden Knights, besides me... It's not that I hate them I just get nothing out of watching sports, but I do like when they have a home game because it seems to bring in a bit more business, which usually means more dough for booze and punk rock records, so thanks Golden Knights!

Sunday, July 22, 2018

365 Days of Cock A.D. 018

 Today while listening to the the (Jamey) Jasta Show (#338 Randy Blythe interview) I learned about something called a Chuzalongo. A Chuzalongo is a mythical creature that has a penis so long it has to rock it over it's shoulder while it takes a stroll, according to Wikipedia this creature was made up to excuse birth defects due to incest or some shit relating to the Spanish Conquistadors, but that isn't as interesting as the family fucking...

  I ran into my buddy Hank last night at the Nevada Taste Site, while having beers he told me about some bands to check out. My favorite of those bands was one called  Perverts Again, holy shit are they awesome punk rock and they do an amazing cover of that awful song It's My Life, check that shit out!

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 Yesterday morning I did some desert exploring but had to retreat back to the city due to a dust storm, which meant I had to play with my pen and paper instead of sand and Joshua trees, which brings us this terrier drinking a beer, playing with a gun, and having a bowl of cock

Thursday, July 19, 2018

365 Days of Cock A.D. 016

recently my place of employment stopped giving guests straws due to the environment, I assume it was a bullshit excuse to save money on straws and wrap it in the name of a good cause, and I actually stand by that, but I didn't really pay much attention to the straw issue, then Bethany & I went to Big Bear to catch the English Beat and went to Copper Q for a bagel and coffee, they gave me a paper straw and said it was for the environment... I joked with them about my place of employment pretending to care about the environment, Bethany and I walked towards the lake and talked about how cool that was... fast forward a few weeks and my daughter is in Pennsylvania and she sends Bethany a text saying she is done with straws and wasting, & that she saw a video of a straw being pulled out of a sea turtles eye... whatever you believe it never hurts to reduce... forgive me if this story seems choppy I am wasted! 

Sunday, July 15, 2018

365 Days of Cock A.D. 015

cock on the loose

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I drunkenly drew this way too big so it didn't completely scan, but I think you get it... obviously a tribute to one of my favorite albums... New Day Rising by Husker Du was one of those albums that expanded my minds that made me realize punk rock / hard core can be more than, "1,2,3,4, Fuck You", for the record I still love "1,2,3,4, Fuck You!" ...I'd write more, but it's hot as fuck and I need to go for a bike ride

Sunday, July 8, 2018

365 Days of Cock A.D. 013

 Had some drinks today at the Bastille, which is quickly becoming my favorite bar in Las Vegas... a lot of places claim "Happy Hour" in Las Vegas but that usually means 3 times the priced drinks for half the price... Bastille is a great place to drink, great cocktails, and the regulars are such a pleasure to chit chat with...

Sunday, July 1, 2018

365 Days of Cock A.D. 012

 I am wondering if I should do a Moob blog since I seem to draw them all the time... it is the natural progression, you draw cocks everyday for a year then you venture up the body to the moobs... it's funny the other day I thought about making a coin with a Moob on it and now I learn there is an artist trading coin trend, damn, I should have been the one to start that with my love for circles with drawings in it, but I wasn't....