Monday, July 23, 2018

365 Days of Cock A.D. 021


 "oh you'll take the high road & I'll take the low road!"

 Another mythical creature, I guess we got a theme going... The Uniporn (not to be confused with YouPorn or unicorn) is a mythical creature that looks out for other animals in Nevada... You fuck with a desert tortoise and it will buck you in the dick till you shit your cock out of your bum, you fuck with Carrot Top and it will ram it's penis horn up your vagina causing a Grand Canyon like effect till you die... the other day at Atomic Liquors I spotted a tourist kicking a tree till a bird flew out of it, of course the piece of shit laughed... the Uniporn will curb stomp a motherfucker like that, Satan, forgive me for not doing the same...

 One of my favorite things about Nevada is our wild horses, when I spot one I can just watch them and be super stoked... sometime last year I was sitting in my lawn chair in the Meadow when some dip shit walked up to a wild horse and tried to pet it, the horse kicked him in the chest and the motherfucker went flying... I hate to admit to it, but I saw it coming a million miles away, I even brought it to Bethany's attention that the entertainment would begin shortly... dude didn't die but he got a scare, and to ad insult to injury the guy's wife came by and rhetorically asked him, "are you fucking stupid?" ...I laughed and was happy that someone gets payback on the motherfuckers... 

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