Sunday, September 30, 2018

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"I'm Steve Suckasack & I don't approve of this shitty drawing!"
Sadly Steve Sisolak will be our next Governor of Nevada, which is the lesser of two evils since he is running against Adam Asshole, but I say fuck it. lets get Ryan Bundy elected! I assume I disagree with him on a lot of shit and agree with him on a few things but he probably isn't for sale... I am a pro gay marriage, pro marijuana, & pro very light gun control kind of guy... Shady Steve used to be against gay marriage & marijuana, and pro gun, but now he has flipped the scrip, fucking poser! Doesn't say much when the lesser of two evils is a liar! As much as I dislike Steve Suckasack I can't help but find the websight Shady Steve hilarious as fuck.... 

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Things I will buy once I am a famous penis art

1) BEER - preferably Pabst Blue Ribbon, but since I like trying new beers so I can check in on Untappd it might very from time to time...

2) Burrito - I love burritos, chile relleno burritos @ Robertos, I love the vegetarian burrito @ Rivas, I love just about any bean burrito, I love vegan burritos at Panchos & at El Cactus...etc I love the burritos I have had at Taco Bus @ Tampa, FL

3) Half Pint of Jameson Irish Whiskey - I love children size bottles of Jameson, they are perfect for putting in the kids' lunch boxes and perfect for hiding in your freezer

4) Toilet Paper - in most aspects of life I don't give a shit about having the finer things, but I will not compromise on this one... even at the poorest times in my life where I could barley afford food I still treated my butt hole to Charmin

5) Sharpie Markers / Pens - I love Sharpies, I have been drawing with them forever... I love having a reserve of back up Sharpies of various sizes... I would also buy some Pentel EnerGel pens

6) Punk Rock Music - I love buying punk music, when I am working I feel like I buy music for the eventual lay off I will experience, hopefully there is not one in sight so I can continue to buy Lumpy and the Dumpers, Perverts Again, & Thee Mighty Caesars records...etc  

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"You have nothing to apologize for besides being cute as a button"

I loved Lindsey Graham attempt at being a bad ass, he must have jerked off before the hearing...

Saturday, September 29, 2018

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Big Berf, Big Bad Barf!
 damn, my Great Basin / Ely / Tonopah trip wiped me out, make sense though long hikes, late night drinking, & I usually don't sleep when I'm on the road, made me exhausted for the last few days, but this morning I am feeling pretty good. Caught Richard Cheese last night then I went home and slept like a baby, now that I am recharged I can hop back on the saddle and draw some more dick... 

Tuesday, September 25, 2018

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These dicks love Nevada history... one of my favorite things is getting in the car and driving to the places that I have read about, sadly our trip has come to an end and we are heading back to Las Vegas, if I am not too tired I'll see you tonight at the Slapshot gig... 

Monday, September 24, 2018

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These dicks are heading to Tonopah, NV!
As you know from a previous post I love Tonopah, can't wait to get there and hang out at the Mizpah, drink a beer at Tonopah Brewing, and finish the night off at T.L.C. 

Saturday, September 22, 2018

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"this dick is heading to Ely, NV"
Bethany and I are heading back to Ely, NV for a couple of days of hiking and some partying, can't wait to return to Great Basin National Park... we will be seeing you on the trail or at the bar! 

Wednesday, September 19, 2018

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 I wasn't really in the mood to draw dick today, I wanted to come home and finish reading the Glass Castle, but I thought as a penis artist it would be negligent to not draw Donald Trump's penis based on Stormy Daniels description... 

Monday, September 17, 2018

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Famous Cocks Evan Stone for his appearance in Big Sausage Pizza

Special thanks to my coworker John H for suggesting I do a 365 Day Project and for sending me a link to Big Sausage Pizza, thanks dude! See you at work! 

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TWO COCKS FOR EVERY BOY!  I sucked a 32 inch dick and I call it a woodie, !!DICK CITY HERE WE CUM!!
I hate to admit to it, but I have loved Jan and Dean since I was a child but I swear I thought all of their hits were Beach Boys tunes until I discovered that those tunes were never on a Beach Boys record, go figure!

Sunday, September 16, 2018

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"how dare you accuse me of having a penis enlargement surgery for cosmetic reasons. I did it to improve me sperm and pp flow... so fuck you and your momma!"

 Today Bethany was telling me about some actor that had a nose job, she explained to me it was to help with her sinuses and not for cosmetic reasons... at that point inspiration was born

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When I was a kid old guys would tell me shit like, "if I could suck my dick I would never leave the house", as degenerate adult, I would neber say shit like that to a child, but I guess according to some that was way back when American was great again, or possibly less worse, Reagan was in office...

 Anyway after completing the initial drawing I was reminded that their was a time when people spoke negatively about Marilyn Manson having some ribs removed so he could suck his own penis. These people who once spoke positively about autofellatio were now hating on someone that didn't have to leave the house anymore... Also for the people that don't want to leave their house, how many times a day are the planning on sucking their own dick? Even if you did it two to three times a day you would still have plenty of times to go on a hike or run an errand... 

Saturday, September 15, 2018

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As a slot floorperson one of the biggest headaches in a typical workday is the lack of cocktail service and the people that complain about the lack of service... everyday I hear how cocktail service sucks, I would like to ask them, "what's new?" For the most part cocktail servers are assholes and they probably don't care because their complaints are usually fed to a floorperson like me that is full of their shit... this drawing is based on the bullshit that usually happens on the casino floor and the predicable plot of a porno 

Wednesday, September 12, 2018

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I can't sleep, sure this is about the abuse of sleeping pills, but I am so grateful that with enough my restless mind eventually goes to sleep

Monday, September 10, 2018

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tonight or last night I went on a bike right and bumped the In The Name of God - The Podcast & I discovered that former Mayor of New York Rudy Giuliani and current lawyer to Donald Trump is a cousin fucker...


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"Fuck Mr.Peanut he is a highfalutin, robber baron, war profiteer, & an all around piece of shit!"

This drawing is dedicated to my friend & former coworker Chris Duncan, I don't know where she is at at or what she is doing, but I hope she is doing well... Many years ago Chris taught me the word "highfalutin", she explained to me that it's like the Planters Peanut Man. I knew exactly what she was talking about... I miss Chris we had a lot of wonderful conversations about politics, history, racism...etc I feel like I am a better person for knowing her, I don't think she will ever see this but if for some reason she does I just want to say, "thank you!"  

Sunday, September 9, 2018

Friday, September 7, 2018

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maybe it is the age old question of what came first the chicken or the egg? At this point it doesn't matter... I will always be grateful that I discovered punk rock at a young age, one of my favorite things I got from punk was to not deny things I find beautiful because society has deemed them ugly or whatever... harsh music, a vegetarian lifestyle, questioning authority, doing non conventional things, feeling empathy, acknowledging mental illness... etc 

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another one drawn at the hospital... I am too drunk to type out what I poorly wrote on this drawing so I will type up whatever in the spirit of this drawing.... skating north down Lamb BLVD sometime in the early 90's I remember hearing a voice rhetorically asking, "you wanna fight?" I state rhetorically because at the time, I was always down to fight someone that wanted to abuse us, but I guess I was caught slippin'... this coward didn't want to fight me, this wimp Franklin "Bubba" Heath sucker punched me and while I was on the ground beat me over the head with my skateboard... I awoke for a split second to see my main dude Joe brawling with another gangster, then my mind blacked out, then I awoke for another split second, some construction workers had me, and my Mentors T-shirt was red because of my blood... I awoke for another second in the Quick Care having my mouth sewed up, the cops were accusing us of bringing the assault upon us because we were weird, I vaguely remember the doctor telling the cop to fuck off and stated some shit like, "even if we did something to piss off the gangsters we didn't deserve to be assaulted", thanks doc.... at this point I blacked out again and and remember my dad blaming himself for not being there to protect Joe and I... then I blacked out again.... I don't know at what point my memory picked up again... 

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finished this one up in the hospital, not in a hurry to ever go back there... I like drawing flowers and I like drawing cocks so I tried once again to combine the two

Thursday, September 6, 2018

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JERK OFF PRESIDENT!
 It bothers me when people act like Donald Trump is a tough guy, this guy is not tough he is just a jerk off with a loud bark... he is a lot like my older brother but with with better taste in music, I read some where that Trump thought Toots and the Maytals were terrific, good for him! Not sure if that is true or not, but I like the idea of it... Less Nuge, More Toots! 

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spent the last two days with a family member in the hospital, which kind of sucks, but on the positive side of things it gave me plenty of time to focus on cock art, listen to the Doug Stanhope podcast, & I even discovered a new TV show called Dr. Pimple Popper... 

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more penises for the masses...

Monday, September 3, 2018

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for my homie Chico taken' way before his time, R.I.P.
at the time I hated the multiple times you urinated on me, now I would love to have that problem, looking back, several times in my life people have stated that they wouldn't piss in my ear if my brain was on fire, but you freely pissed on me at a time that I felt cold and you melted my cold heart... Chico, you were a little fucker, but I loved you! 

 I heard that True Men Don't Kill Coyotes...

!!!GIT, GIT, COYOTE!!!

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a ska inspired one to get my cock count up, Guinness Book of World Records I am cumin' for you

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"sometimes you gotta push yo-self!"
be your own motivation!
"you've gotta put one foot in front of the other,
put the other foot dowm down, down!"

this pic is perfect for your class room or HR training room, excite your students with self motivation

Saturday, September 1, 2018

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 I would probably make the world's worst A&R douche bag because I have no idea why the latest Lemuria LP hasn't sold a googolplex copies, doesn't matter... the record is so good... it's funny, usually Bethany and I will come to a conclusion or one of us will suggest the other to check something out another time, but this one we both went to the gig bought the LP, then the next week we both were like, "this album rules!"

 Anyway this drawing is a tribute to the football player Jack Cock... I drew this at Hopnuts, and the dots above the left arm are a bleed from the next drunken drawing I started.... 

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"Mr.President, meet the resistance!"

 lately I have tried to keep my art more on shit that pisses me off in my daily life or shit that cracks me up, but hearing about Chuck Schumer making a deal with Mitch McConell to fast track Trump's judicial nominees pisses me off, thanks resistance! For fuck sake, these judges are life time appointments and the Democrats can't even put up a fight and make these right wing fucks work for these judges... In recent time it has become a cliche, but, "I wish Democrats would attack Republicans the way they do Progressives" rings truer with time... whatever, I'm getting drunk, I'll see you at the bar

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did some hiking up at Mount Charleston this morning and didn't see a Joshua tree or coyote on the trail, but they are included in this drawing... this actually looks more like hiking at Red Rock, fuck it!