Sunday, September 30, 2018

365 Days of Cock A.D. 084

Things I will buy once I am a famous penis art

1) BEER - preferably Pabst Blue Ribbon, but since I like trying new beers so I can check in on Untappd it might very from time to time...

2) Burrito - I love burritos, chile relleno burritos @ Robertos, I love the vegetarian burrito @ Rivas, I love just about any bean burrito, I love vegan burritos at Panchos & at El Cactus...etc I love the burritos I have had at Taco Bus @ Tampa, FL

3) Half Pint of Jameson Irish Whiskey - I love children size bottles of Jameson, they are perfect for putting in the kids' lunch boxes and perfect for hiding in your freezer

4) Toilet Paper - in most aspects of life I don't give a shit about having the finer things, but I will not compromise on this one... even at the poorest times in my life where I could barley afford food I still treated my butt hole to Charmin

5) Sharpie Markers / Pens - I love Sharpies, I have been drawing with them forever... I love having a reserve of back up Sharpies of various sizes... I would also buy some Pentel EnerGel pens

6) Punk Rock Music - I love buying punk music, when I am working I feel like I buy music for the eventual lay off I will experience, hopefully there is not one in sight so I can continue to buy Lumpy and the Dumpers, Perverts Again, & Thee Mighty Caesars records...etc  

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