Friday, November 30, 2018
Thursday, November 29, 2018
Wednesday, November 28, 2018
I think I may have broken a record with this drawing, I may have been the drunkest I have ever been while working on a drawing and when you are that drunk everything seems harder and everything takes longer...blah, blah, blah Time to abuse some sleeping pills
Now for my favorite PSA
Tuesday, November 27, 2018
Monday, November 26, 2018
I could never get into Crass which is why it took me a while to get into Rudimentary Peni, I just assumed they would be shitty, slow artsy shit, which is bizarre because I love Flipper, but I was a huge Life of Lies fan and I remember Brandon being into all of those bands like Zounds, Dirt, Rudimentary Peni...etc So thought, "what the hell this guy's band rules!" I was on Melrose in the early 90's and I picked up the CD The EP's of RP and holy shit it was awesome, I was so blown away....
Sunday, November 25, 2018
here, here, here, here, & here ...maybe one day I'll get around to digitizing some Puckered Starfish tracks and uploading, until that time you will be left with this drawing that if the band was going now would most probably be used...
Saturday, November 24, 2018
A couple years pack I was drunk sitting on the porch at Atomic Liquors when I saw a couple of llamas walk by, I was super drunk and super stoked when some woman says to me, "those aren't really llamas, they are alpacas... Tony Hsieh just says they are llamas, but llamas are mean so he parades his alpacas around as llamas" I didn't know what was what and I didn't care, I was pissed. Not at Tony Hsieh, but at this buzz kill, I was just stoked to see llamas, alpacas, or whatever the fuck walking down the street, I didn't need this Debbie Downer bringing me down, I was starting to wish it was a bear walking down the street so it would eat her...
Friday, November 23, 2018
Back due to popular demand, by popular demand I mean the three perverts from India that frequent this blog, by frequent I mean have checked this blog out one time by accident, now that we got that over... After drawing Peter Piss the other day I was reminded that not only was Kiss my first record, but Kiss was also my first concert. In 1979 my parents took my older brother Kevin and I to see Kiss on the Dynasty tour, I don't remember much about the concert, but I have a few images of Gene Simmons (no relations to Russel) sticking out his tongue
1) Take a shit, I highly suggest reading the book You Are A Complete Disappointment: A Triumphant Memoir of Failed Expectations by Mike Edison... Didn't realize this until reading this book but Mike played in the Raunch Hands, which is an awesome band kind of punk, kind of country, kind of whatever...
2) Go on a hike, this is what I do every year, in fact one year I hurt myself jumping off a boulder so not only was it Buy Nothing Day, but it turned into not being able to afford anything for a month since I was off work for a few weeks, which is funny because I am currently getting over an injury that took me out of work for close to ten days, blah, blah, blah, who cars no one reads this shit any way...
3)Hang Out With Libby, I love Libby... I love listening to tunes and petting Libby while reading whatever smut is around
4) Listen to Youth Of Today, Fuck Black Friday, No More! I won't participate! Sure they were talking about not eating meat, but I assume Youth of Today and the rest of the Youth Crew didn't wake up early on Black Friday to fight over discounted projection TV's at Walmart.
Since we are on the subject of listening to records, how about Snuff's album Snuff Said, such a great record, so great I am jamming it right now
5) Just don't buy shit! I know you belly ache about everything, but this is like the easiest fucking stand to take, and for fuck sake you can buy twice as much shit tomorrow. I know you want to run out to Record City and buy the Sheryl Crow Tuesday Night Music Club reissue, but fuck Record Store Day as well, but since you are going if you can pick me up a copy of the Soul Asylum Twin/Tone Years boxset I will gladly pay you for it tomorrow...
Fuck, I am craving some Indian food, but that would require buying shit... oh well
Looks like we made it to a second round of Buy Nothing Day on 365 Days of Cock, hopefully I'll see you next year for round 3
Thursday, November 22, 2018
HERE & HERE ...I am not the biggest fan of Thanksgiving, but if you put aside all the bullshit I guess it's nice that people get together for a big family dinner even though they will be reluctantly doing it again a month later... My favorite part of Thanksgiving is the next day when my family takes part in Buy Nothing Day & most importantly the Black Friday Hike... anyway this drawing was inspired by those turkey hand art projects we all did as a kid...
Tuesday, November 20, 2018
Monday, November 19, 2018
Sunday, November 18, 2018
I don't consider myself a Kiss fan, but when I was a kid I thought I was a Kiss fan because I liked Gene Simmons and Peter Criss's, I thought the cat face was bad ass and Gene Simmons had blood coming out of his mouth, which was pretty cool. I never quite knew what Paul Stanley was suppose to be and every asshole wanted to be Ace Frehley... With that said this is my tribute to Peter Criss
My cum be your life source
and the only way to get it
is to suck or fuck
or be poor and devoid
and masturbate me
...you asked I obliged
It could be argued that masturbating someone else is not masturbation, but a delightful gesture from a friend... Well, for thoe not in the know this is a tribute to the Misfits classic Bullet.
Signs someone is a sexual predator: they have a penis
Before you get your testicles in an uproar I obviously don't mean all men, this drawing is inspired by an interview I heard with a men's rights activist, he was trying to justify (or lessen) the sexual assault of woman by stating that rape among men in the United States is almost equal to woman, the interviewer shot back with something along the lines of, "yeah, but there is one factor in almost 100% of those sexual assaults, & that it is men that are doing the assaults"
Saturday, November 17, 2018
Friday, November 16, 2018
Thursday, November 15, 2018
Wednesday, November 14, 2018
In the pic about you have a Triceratops battling a Tyrannosaurus Sex, the T-Sex gets a horn right through his horn dog body
In this next drunken doodle we have a Triceracocks drinking a can of beer and just having an overall good time!
Tuesday, November 13, 2018
Thanksgiving is cummin'... which means it is the start of the dreaded holiday season.
I can tell I am starting to feel better since I have started to churn these things out again, it wan't too long ago when I couldn't get out of bed. Tomorrow I'll find out what I did to my back and hopefully I will be back to work by the end of the week. As much as going to work sucks, sitting around icing your back and watching TV sucks, I like being drunk, dancing around my house, drawing dicks, & jamming punk rock records. I am not the type of person that likes to sit down so this has been a weird week...
Monday, November 12, 2018
Sunday, November 11, 2018
Saturday, November 10, 2018
Friday, November 9, 2018
Mobs Not Jobs!
If by "mobs" you mean peaceful protesters harassing a pieces of shit that purposely doesn't make themselves accessible to their constituency because they are too afraid of get yelled at during a town hall meeting, then I am all for it... as for the "jobs" part, fuck off! Donald Trump & for the most part any other "job" creator, these fucks only create jobs because they have to and if they could get away with it they wouldn't pay their employees shit, so fuck off! Also, I hardly doubt that the average fascist chanting that shit creates shit besides actual shit, for example feces... I only used the "for example" because I wanted to use the word "feces" & the redundant use of "shit" cracked me up..
For the record fuck the guy that dumped, Mitch McConnell's leftovers, you have just made every fat fuck "including myself" empathize with this guy... Sure the likelihood of myself having leftover is unlikely, but I do enjoy eating the leftovers of non fat fucks that think a Cuba sandwich can feed 4...
Still injured and it sucks, missed a couple of days of work and will probably miss a third... oh well, it has given me a chance to read My Prison Walls by GG Allin, fuck I am so glad I did not pay for this book... I do appreciate learning that GG Allin refers to dinner as "supper" and it cracks me up that he tracks how many times he masturbates in jail, but I like to read and this book is for those that don't. I did enjoy some of his art work...
It was very sad to wake up and read about the Thousand Oaks mass shooting, sure nothing will change and there will be another mass shooting, but it doesn't change how upsetting this is...
Wednesday, November 7, 2018
Monday, November 5, 2018
Sunday, November 4, 2018
Saturday, November 3, 2018
Friday, November 2, 2018
Thursday, November 1, 2018
365 Days Of Cock with them... this one is a two for one! It is crazy that flashing your dick at a coworker is a thing, what is victim of this suppose to do, say "thanks!"? Has there ever been a positive reaction to this, I assume not... If you got a dick and you want to flash it, don't!