Friday, November 23, 2018

365 Days of Cock A.D. 165

It's Buy Nothing Day or National Buy Nothing Day, whatever your preference I don't give 2 shits, but for the record I have taken two shits since waking up... In observation of this holiday here is some tips on things you can do instead of mowing down grandma at the outlet mall

1) Take a shit, I highly suggest reading the book You Are A Complete Disappointment: A Triumphant Memoir of Failed Expectations by Mike Edison... Didn't realize this until reading this book but Mike played in the Raunch Hands, which is an awesome band kind of punk, kind of country, kind of whatever...

2) Go on a hike, this is what I do every year, in fact one year I hurt myself jumping off a boulder so not only was it Buy Nothing Day, but it turned into not being able to afford anything for a month since I was off work for a few weeks, which is funny because I am currently getting over an injury that took me out of work for close to ten days, blah, blah, blah, who cars no one reads this shit any way...

3)Hang Out With Libby, I love Libby... I love listening to tunes and petting Libby while reading whatever smut is around

4) Listen to Youth Of Today, Fuck Black Friday, No More! I won't participate! Sure they were talking about not eating meat, but I assume Youth of Today and the rest of the Youth Crew didn't wake up early on Black Friday to fight over discounted projection TV's at Walmart.

 Since we are on the subject of listening to records, how about Snuff's album Snuff Said, such a great record, so great I am jamming it right now

5) Just don't buy shit! I know you belly ache about everything, but this is like the easiest fucking stand to take, and for fuck sake you can buy twice as much shit tomorrow. I know you want to run out  to Record City and buy the Sheryl Crow Tuesday Night Music Club reissue, but fuck Record Store Day as well, but since you are going if you can pick me up a copy of the Soul Asylum Twin/Tone Years boxset I will gladly pay you for it tomorrow...

Fuck, I am craving some Indian food, but that would require buying shit... oh well

Looks like we made it to a second round of Buy Nothing Day on 365 Days of Cock, hopefully I'll see you next year for round 3

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