Sunday, December 30, 2018

Wednesday, December 26, 2018

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I am sure from an outsiders perspective my life is worse for it, but I sure love beer & punk!

Survived another Christmas night at work and holy shit does that bring the worse out of people, weird because on T.V. there is a weird lie where it brings the best out of people, I find people are nicer the rest of the year... also, fuck the families that come to Las Vegas on Christmas that insist on hanging out in the casinos, fuck off, take your shitty kids to Disneyland, come back with the person you are having an affair with....

 Been jamming the new Bonecrusher album Every Generation (Must Speak For Itself) and it rules and I have also been jamming the old Bonecrusher album Followers of a Brutal Calling and it rules as well... every Bonecrusher record rules! 

Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Monday, December 24, 2018

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I love Ned's Atomic Dustbin's album God Fodder... I was drinking beer and whiskey the other day and realized that their logo looks like someone busting a nut, so inspiration was born...

Sunday, December 23, 2018

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"Out on the streets that's where we'll meet"
 It's funny I didn't get to see any of the legendary punk bands back in the day but I did see a lot of the 80's hard rock / butt metal bands, my first concerts were Kiss, Def Leppard, Ozzy, Ratt, Motley Crue, Iron Maiden...etc  This is mostly thanks to my older brother who was a hard core butt rocker. Now a days I don't get a long with my older brother and I don't listen to butt rock, but I do value those early concert experiences... 

Saturday, December 22, 2018

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I could have sworn that when I read the National Holiday Calendar that it read that today was, "National Nut Bread Day" and I cracked up and came up with this idea, then I reread the email and realized it read National Date Nut Bread Day" or some shit...  

Saturday, December 15, 2018

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this is how I get away with my many crimes, I use cocks to cover my tracks... not sure if I drew one like this before, seems familiar or obvious, but whatever I am a drunk...

Wednesday, December 12, 2018

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the rodeo is in Las Vegas and last year those mother fuckers seemed to ride his dick, so far I haven't heard one pro Trump comment, that's OK In my world Trump can still ride a wave of throbbing penis... 

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Christmas is just around the corner so it is time for us to retell all of our favorite Christmas tales, you heard of Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer, but have you heard of Randolf the Dicknosed Reindeer?

 OK, I will admit it, this one was better in vision than execution...

Tuesday, December 11, 2018

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Happy Holidays!
The war on Christmas begins! ...not really, Nothing wrong with saying "Happy Holidays" and I am sure you can find one asshole that has a issue with "Merry Christmas", but that ONE person is an asshole. No one is offended by the term, "Merry Christmas". If anything you should be pissed at the people that are trying to divide us a a time when we are more likely to give each other a pass, however or whatever you celebrate have a happy one!

Saturday, December 8, 2018

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Hang In There!

The holidays can be stressful, so hang in there... sure this is not the first time I have done a "Hang In There" drawing, but the message remains the same...

Friday, December 7, 2018

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I often dream about playing the rusty trombone for Bim Skala Bim

I have stated it before but How's It Goin'? by Bim Skala Bim is great great album

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Bye bye Berf, bye bye happiness
hello loneliness, I think I'm gonna cry
Sometimes I think Bethany wants to become a bum, this is a drawing with the soundtrack of the Everly Brothers classic Bye Bye Love in the background. One day I will come home from work and I  will discover that Bethany has left to hitchhike to Slab City and to fulfill her dream of being a homeless

Wednesday, December 5, 2018

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How to properly chocolate bandit mask 
1)dip your nuts in chocolate syrup
2)teabag a willing participant
3)chocolate bandit mask! 

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until the other day I did not know who Tekashi69 (6ix9ine) was, but I was injured and icing my back and Youtube suggested I check out a news story about him, that led me to a 2 hour worm hole of 69, so if you ever need a expert on Tekashi69 for you Current Affair or TMZ like TV show call me up... sdly I only watched one music video, something about the Scum Will Rise or some shit but their was no nod to GG Allin...

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I often forget that the Ku Klux Klan still exists, with that stated...
and fuck all of the garden variety racists while you are at it!

Tuesday, December 4, 2018

Saturday, December 1, 2018