Monday, January 21, 2019

365 Days of Cock A.D. 219

 Those cheap ass jacks they supply in your Chevy with every purchase can't lift dick or shit... The other day I dealt with a major pain in the ass. I was driving home from work in the rain, when I hit a pot hole and got a flat tire. "No problem" I thought, "I will just swap tires in the rain. Well, it turns out my spare was flat. I assume the mother fucker that stole my car got a flat while driving my car, put on the spare, & proceeded to get a flat on the spare... MOTHER FUCKER! It was nice of him to buy a new tire for my car. Fuck you Allstate Insurance for not doing a full inspection of my car, I know if I raised the issue they will blame me for signing off on my car, but I am a drunk artist, I don't know what to look for... So, I went to Discount Tires & tried to get my flat repaired, turns out the fucker that stole my car fucked up the spare so much it was not replaceable. So I bought a new tire for my car, not a spare, but an actual tire and rim, MOTHER FUCKER! now my spare is a real tire, I guess that is good! When I got home with my spare I attempted to swap tires but my Chevrolet jack twisted under the weight of my car & my car was now resting on the ground without a tire on it, how the fuck do you even get a jack under that thing?

 I called AAA, and when the driver arrived he pointed at the jack that was stuck under the car and asked, "your car is not a toy, why would you try to jack up your car with a toy?" I told him, "the jack came with the car", he told me once again, "it's a toy!" The AAA tow driver was super nice & got my spare on & I drove to Discount Tires and spent 400 bucks that I didn't have on a pair of tires...

 Through all of this shitty situation the employees at Discount Tires were amazing, my family has been shopping at the same location on Nellis for close to 30 years, I would never endorse a corporation or chain, but these folks have always been nothing but nice to me at the most stressful times ever, not just this location but also the folks at the Maryland Parkway location as well.

 The funny thing about this is that day of my flat tire was also the day I received my first restitution check from James T Jackson, James claims he didn't steel my car but he was just driving it... FUCK YOU! If that is the case I have more respect for the person that stole my car, you are a chicken shit that lets others do the deed... I am glad James went down for this... if you know better than to steel then you should know enough to return shit, James could have been the hero and returned my car to me, but no he decided to be a parasite and suck the benefit from what another piece of shit did or so this coward claims, fuck you James T Jackson!

 When people talk shit talk shit about East Side Las Vegas / Sunrise Manor it is because people like James T Jackson, this was never the fancy side of town, but it was a good spot for a working class family to live, but lately pieces of shit like James are the norm, & have been ruining shit! Fuck him!

Fuck, I am drunk but I needed to get that off my chest...


 I shit you not, the day after I got my car back some dumb ass crashed into it... MOTHER FUCKER! As seen in the drawing above!

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