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Inspired by the Chats tune Smoko, if you haven't heard it check it out, it is a great punk tune...  who hasn't want to tell a customer, "buzz off motherfucker I'm on break!"

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It takes two baby

 make a dream come true

it just takes two

Happy 2 Year Anniversary! You counted that right, that's 2 years of 365 Days of Cock! That is a zillion cocks, a googolplex amount of beers, thousands of Sharpie and Pentel EnerGel pens, a shit ton of punk rock music, a billion gallons of whiskey, & a fuck wad of paper... Most people that I know think this is stupid, well the truth is I think they are assholes & quite possibly they have been featured in this project, their names have been changed so that I don't have to listen to them fart out of their mouths... blah, blah, blah! 

 If I haven't dropped dead from my poor life choices I am sure I will see you for year three... see you then. 

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You liked KOHO Radio as featured on Frank Delima's comedy album? Well, this is KOHO Television... this might surprise you, I was out of my mind drunk when I drew this.

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A tribute to Morrissey... I sure hope this isn't lumped in with anti Morrissey shit like the Warlock Pinchers tune Morrissey Rides A Cock Horse, sure I love that song, but the homophobia makes a great song a bit icky.... I love the Warlock Pinchers bagging on the tune Suede Head, even though that is a great song... blah, blah, blah!

 Any way in my freshman year of high school it seemed like 1/4 of all girls in my high school were rockin' a Morrissey - Kill Uncle t-shirt, sure I was never a big fan of that album but I do have fond memories of my friends and I jumping off our skateboards and randomly striking a Morrissey pose that was based off of that album... sorry, it seemed funny at the time! 

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 The other day I learned about something called Cock Fingering from either a Doug Stanhope stand up special or his podcast... ouch! Anyway I am super pumped that Doug Stanhope will be telling funnies at the Plaza on May 25th, I caught him a few years back and I was so wasted I couldn't tell you a single joke he told, but I had a great time... I am gonna try it sober this time, then get drunk afterwards at the Tiltwheel gig, good times! 

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with few exceptions, when a politicians says they are gonna help make things better or make America great again, what they are really saying is, "if elected I will fuck you!"


 I was super drunk when I drew this... 

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"no, no, no... die pernis!"

I am sorry for neglecting the cock art, it is not that I lack the love of cock, just stressful shit going on, but hopefully the close is clear and I can now focus on cock and not dicks shit...

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"Nuffin' brings you back! Sorry Sailor, I find masturbation more interesting than suicide"

I was extremely drunk when I drew this, listening to Reason To Believe and reading Twitter, when I spotted a bunch of Tweets about Brody Stevens passing, it was sad, people loved this guy & he seemed to bring a lot of joy to people that didn't know him. I have had a lot of friends commit suicide and it fucking sucks, I miss them... then I realized that Reason To Believe's (Sensefield...etc) singer Jon Bunch took his own life, ugh! 

 I don't know why I sat on posting this but I did, so in the time of making this drunken doodle I see a video on Reddit of John Lydon upset about the passing of Keith Flint (the Prodigy), it made me sad... it sucks to lose your friends... I don't know what you should do, but consider taking suicide out of the toolbox, that shit is whack!