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Recently I found out that my favorite singer Vennu Mallesh is homophobic, damn... well, fuck him... so like usual I whipped up some dick art targeted at him... if you have never heard the song It's My Life by him, I highly suggest checking out the video, it is hilarious as fuck. Well, I have added some new and improved lyrics to the sing

I am a cock washer!

I am a cock guzzler!

I am a dick taster!

I am a butt eater!

I am a salami hider!

I am a penis receiver! 

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HAPPY EARTH DAY!

The Earth is not a butt... stop fucking it!

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objects in mirror are smaller than they appear

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It's Easter as an Atheist it means nothing to me, but the day after means bargain priced Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs 

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Many years ago & Hickey was still a band I fucked up & bought their album on CD... today after searching & searching I finally scored a copy on vinyl! Whoot, Whoot! wow, sure I enjoy it but record collecting is fucking stupid!

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TONS OF FUN!

See any thing you like? well grab some oven mitts because I am too hot to handle!

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 I do a lot of this lately... I put on a Spazz LP or some other blur fast hard core record and close my eyes, it feels pretty good... my back hurts, my leg hurts, & my foot hurts and this feels pretty good!

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It's 420 and my oldest (? - could have sworn I wrote "older") brother is a major dick & a stoner... so this one goes out for him! 

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 is it just me or has my drawings some how gotten worse lately?

This may come as a surprise to some folks but I was out of my mind drunk when I drew this, jamming the Flipper LP Gone Fishin'

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Circle Pit!

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I read some where that corn flakes were invented to prevent people from jerking off...

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My coworker told me about some neighborhood Chihuahua with a huge dick that constantly walks over to her house and torments her Akita, until when day when her Akita got a hold of the big dick Chihuahua with it's mouth, as it shook the little dog it's big dick slapped each side of it's face... she  explained to me that she had to choke her dog to let go of the Chihuahua. After that day the little dog never came around with it's big dick.

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It's National Reach As High As You Can Day, who gives a fuck?

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A whale's penis is called a dork!

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it's cum'n from the desert!

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 It's National Beer Day, lets get fucked up!

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who you callin' ass hat?