Fuck Turkey! Burritos are better!
I hate Thanksgiving, not just because of the obvious political reasons, but because it is an obligation... I fucking hate having to clean my home so that judgmental assholes can eat meat in front of me, I hate spending the time and money that goes in to this day, and I hate spending time with family or "friends". I get it, I am a weirdo, and it is awkward to have a conversation with me, well I don't even want to have the awkward conversation, I want to be off doing weirdo shit. We spend all year trying to spend as little time as possible with each other, so why ruin a good thing? It is not that I don't care for these people, if they need help I want them to call, if someone is talking shit about them, I will tell that person to fuck off. Thanksgiving food is mediocre at best, there is a reason we only eat that shit twice a year. No one ever stumbles out of a bar and contemplates if they should go to Roberto's or if they should hit up Albertson's and buy all the fixings for a post drink Thanksgiving style meal.