Thursday, November 28, 2019

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Fuck Turkey! Burritos are better!
I hate Thanksgiving, not just because of the obvious political reasons, but because it is an obligation... I fucking hate having to clean my home so that judgmental assholes can eat meat in front of me, I hate spending the time and money that goes in to this day, and I hate spending time with family or "friends". I get it, I am a weirdo, and it is awkward to have a conversation with me, well I don't even want to have the awkward conversation, I want to be off doing weirdo shit. We spend all year trying to spend as little time as possible with each other, so why ruin a good thing? It is not that I don't care for these people, if they need help  I want them to call, if someone is talking shit about them, I will tell that person to fuck off. Thanksgiving food is mediocre at best, there is a reason we only eat that shit twice a year. No one ever stumbles out of a bar and contemplates if they should go to Roberto's or if they should hit up Albertson's and buy all the fixings for a post drink Thanksgiving style meal.  

Wednesday, November 27, 2019

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I am not a Tulsi supporter, but I couldn't help but think after Mayor Pete's exchange with Tusli (after the last debate), "Pete Buttigieg is a dick head!" It also didn't help that I watched the MSNBC post debate analysis, wow were those people so full of shit, especially that dickhead Steve Schmidt  

Sunday, November 17, 2019

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I know I have shared this previously, but even though I am far from being straight edge, I have a love for straight edge hard core, when I first heard Youth Of Today in the 80's I was like, "hell yeah, this is what I have been looking for" Punk never sounded like the beast people said it was until I heard hard core! Sure, I love those classic bands like the Ramones, Sex Pistols, & the Clash, but Y.O.T., Agnostic Front, Slapshot...etc opened the flood gates for that loud, fast music, with lyrics that people complained were screamed so fast you didn't understand what they were saying.

Friday, November 15, 2019

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 Pretty stoked to be finally catching Poison Idea so I drew this drawing of Pig Champion. Sure he passed away a few years back but I still put the two together, if you are going to the Seattle gig, I'll see you there

Thursday, November 7, 2019

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Yesterday I was watching a video by the comedian Jenny Zigrino, the clip was titled Big Dick Energy Isn't Real, she cracked me up... This character believes in believing & he believes he can fly! 

Saturday, November 2, 2019

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Slender Man has nothing to do with cock size

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Make America Greater: Legalize sodomy in the last few remaining hold out states where butt fucking still happens. If you don't like it don't do it. It is simple, you don't even need to know that it is happening, so stop thinking about it, you fucking pervert! The anti-sex people always have the most deviant minds, they can't stop thinking of sex. For example that extreme fisting eat the poo poo guy, I learned about shit I didn't even think existed from that guy.