Thursday, April 30, 2020

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pump up the penis
pump up the penis
pump up the penis
dance, dance!
Well, I finally got a keyboard for my ancient computer which means I can get back to posting stupid shit

Wednesday, April 29, 2020

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I thought I finally conquered my insomnia... guess not!
For the longest time I was on quite the roll with sleep, which was something new for me, I was starting to think I was past sleepless nights, but lately I stay up late just thinking about dumb shit I can't control. It is weird I don't really think about the Corona Virus, but I wonder if I will still have a job or even if I lose my job will my trade be obsolete. How will I pay my bills in a year? Will I be a crazy homeless person on the streets? I dunno, it is stupid, I will post this and try to sleep...

Tuesday, April 28, 2020

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You got your cock in my peanut-butter
You got your peanut-butter in my cock
what, ah, delicious!
2 great tastes that taste great together!
Resses Penis-butter cups!
Real milk filled cock / delicious peanut-butter!

My favorite candy is Resses Peanut-butter Cup especially if you have like 50 of them unwrapped and ready to stuff into your mouth, so I thought I would make my own add for them, hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoy Resses Peanut Butter cups

Monday, April 20, 2020

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Tool Time!
As far as being an artist is concerned I am not very good at it, and most of my drawings are pretty bad, but this one actual shows I am getting worse

Sunday, April 19, 2020

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Looking to change things up a bit I started going down the list of 50 things to draw, the first one was a skyline so I thought I would give that a try while also doing a little tribute to Hamell On Trial's art, I love his paintings and his music, check him out over HERE

Friday, April 17, 2020

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Get your Trump Money!
I heard a few news stories where people were mad that Trump wanted his name on the stimulus check, I couldn't help feel like they were inadvertently connecting him to the checks. Whatever... I was drunk and inspired to draw based on that 

Thursday, April 16, 2020

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I wonder if penises enjoy drawing people as much as people enjoy drawing penises?
I was up late and stumbled across this band called the Yawners last night, I have been enjoying them big time

Tuesday, April 14, 2020

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R2-P2 or R2-D2 
I could never get into Star Wars, originally I was gonna make a drawing titled Karl Bakla Don't Like That Shit, but then I decided that idea sucked, so I decided to whip this up instead. For the record this also sucks. 

Monday, April 13, 2020

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This drawing has nothing to do with Kurt or that it is his birthday! ...a few years ago a guy at work asked me if I saw whatever Batman movie was out at the time. I explained to him that I haven't seen any Batman movie since Michael Keaton was Batman. He was shocked and asked why. I didn't want to tell him that for the most part I hate movies and I just like being drunk if I'm not at work. So I told him something about not having time to watch movies or some shit. He seemed disgusted in me, I couldn't help think to myself, "I still got it!"

Friday, April 10, 2020

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This is what has been keeping me out of trouble the past 4 or so weeks, spinning records late night, and having dance parties that entertain no one but myself and the cats. My coworkers used to joke with me, "you probably don't have time to listen to all the records that you buy" & I would joke that it is my disaster plan, "when shit hits the fan I might not have any food to eat, but I will have plenty of  records to listen to!" Kind of weird that the joke is now some what real, minus the part about having no food to eat. I have plenty to eat, but I did run out of Raisin Bran Crunch, lesson learned... next pandemic buy lots of cereal and maybe a keg of oat milk.

 I hope everybody is safe and healthy, especially all of you that are still in the thick of shit! 

Monday, April 6, 2020

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You see people online discussing what they want to do once they get through all of this bullshit and usually they say something about eating some place or getting krunk in Las Vegas, all good selections! I want to just wonder the desert, where you are free to be, the desert can be harsh but it doesn't give 2 shits if you are weird or whatever, you are seeking peace it will give it to you, you are acting arrogant it will take your life... I love the desert! Fuck I am drunk and enjoying these Deadfall 7"s!

Sunday, April 5, 2020

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 I got in to skateboarding Christmas of '83, I wanted to be into it sooner, but I was a little kid with no money and my parents wouldn't spring for one, so my uncle Donald bought me a skateboard that Christmas, thanks dude! Skateboarding has always been such a big influence on my life, so when I am looking for an excuse to draw skateboarding, GG Allin, or a dick is my go to, I am sure I have done so already, if not I must make a penis / GG Allin / Skateboard drawing, whatever, I am getting drunk!

Saturday, April 4, 2020

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I thought I'd be watching more T.V. through all of this bullshit... instead it is non stop tunes!

 I knew I would listen to a lot of music because I always listen to a lot of music, but I thought I would want to drone out to T.V. maybe watch a zillion movies. So far I think I may have watched 2 movies, I have been lucky that since I was a little kid I have always been good at keeping myself occupied so I am reading from three books, searching out bands I have never heard of, exercising, cleaning the house, drawing, playing my bubble popper game, & whatever else comes to mind. So far I am good, but late at night I do lay in bed and worry about people, my job, & whatever else... I usually fall asleep around 3 am, blah, bah, blah, I have it easy. I am being asked to do very little, just don't go out and catch n spread this shit. I will happily stay out of the way while others are doing amazing shit to smash this shit!

Friday, April 3, 2020

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 I posted something similar previously over HERE, I dunno maybe the dick flower isn't the greatest idea, fuck it I have the time, so it's back to the drawing board

Thursday, April 2, 2020

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Happy Corona Virus Day! Day #?
Today someone asked me how my day was going and I got confused I wasn't sure what day I was thinking about, I hope this is from doing the same shit every day and not some other illness

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 This is a drawing of Bethany and I walking Ottie and Austin

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Prior to this my cock art took a hit because I hurt myself, then when I got better I focused most of my after work time on exercising and staying better, now I have the time to do both. Which I wouldn't say is a good thing unless we are trying to find the positive in a bad situation, fuck it! Lets listen to some jams, do some step aerobics, spend some time with the family, walk the dogs, draw a thousand dicks, read some books, eat healthy food, & try to stay positive! If you hate that shit, don't do it... Jack or Jill off, for fucks sake we got the time! 

Wednesday, April 1, 2020

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Keep On Truckin'

I hope you are all staying healthy and safe, for those that aren't I hope you have a speedy recovery. I also hope at this point you folks are finding something fun to keep you occupied