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In the middle of the toilet paper crisis I had to resort to buying "artisan" 3-ply toilet paper, that shit was so over priced and sucked shit. The only think fancy about it was the packaging. 3 ply, that shit felt more like 1 ply sandpaper. On the upside, if there is another toilet-paper shortage I am well stocked in artisan toilet paper 

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"keep art dangerous, even though I am not sure what that means, sounds cool as fuck!"

My friend Mike wrote me a letter because he knew I was on a news / tech blackout, so I wrote him back and drew this for him. I hope he frames it and puts it in his office

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like most of my drawings I was super drunk and spinning tunes when I drew this...

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My new job is being unemployed and I don't even do that well, it takes me like an hour to apply for unemployment benefits, I wonder if my job is comic back, I wonder if people will still tip? Fuck it!

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Everyday that I don't work due to the Corona Virus / Covid 19 I have a sheet of paper where I draw a cock, I also listen to a band that I have never listened to, out of all of those bands Notches maybe my favorite, I have jammed their LP New Kinda Love like a zillion times, I get drunk and crank the Notches up and cry because this time next year I will be homeless

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One of the few things I missed through all of this social distancing was hanging out with Power Pop Joey at Record City, I didn't miss going to work, I didn't miss pain in the ass family members, I didn't miss going out to eat, I didn't really miss shit... I guess I didn't have a hard time accepting this, oh well. Maybe next week I will put on a mask and harass Joey.

  It's funny, I really haven't done shit besides going to the store, riding my bike, and going for walks.  I wonder if I will get weirded out being around people, since I enjoyed not being around them, which is weird because I like to think that I like people, hmmmm. My friend Mike is a psychiatrist maybe I should ask that dude.  

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If I walked into your record store I'd wear one of those masks, so why the fuck did you send me that JFA LP with out a protective outer sleeve? I got a restitution check from that asshole that stole my car a couple of weeks back, so I used it to order a copy of Valley Of The Yakes by JFA. It pisses me off every time I get a restitution check from the piece of shit that stole my car, he didn't steel my car a little bit at a time, so why the fuck do I have to get these stupid little checks that just piss me off and do nothing to help? I don't even want this guy's money, I want to leave this behind & not think about it, I just want him to get his shit together & maybe take care of himself.

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Is it safe to come out and play?

I have been on a news black out for the past 10 days so I have no clue what is going on in the world, I felt like I was getting a bunch of conflicting data so Bethany and I decided we will take our social distancing to June 1st and block out the bullshit till then. This will give the folks that want to run out and play slap ass time to get it out of their system. Judging from what the numbers look like we will plan a road trip around Nevada or sandbag our home in toilet-paper and ramen. I assume things will be find, just don't be gross... I assume if we all agree to stay home when sick and wash our hands after playing with our pp things will be fine, all shit we were suppose to be doing anyway... working in a casino you would be surprised at the number of Dealers I see shake their penis more than 3 times then skip washing their hands, the humorous thing is these fucks usually wash their hands before making pp, I wonder if they are expecting a blow job after work, if so I guess that is considerate...   

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Today I started up my car & drove it around, I couldn't believe how many dicks were out living normally, not social distancing...etc I saw one guy wearing a mask but he was driving. I am not a fearful person but I started to wonder if I am crazy for still self quarantining or are we fucked?

Gonna do a news and technology blackout for about a week, so I won't be posting anything for a week, so you are gonna have to wait to tell me my art sucks & my grammar skills are even worse, even though we already established this decades ago!

Posted a non dick pic HERE, I often wonder if I should combine both blogs or keep it separate. It's not like anyone looks at my art, so I guess I am just asking my madness.  

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HONK IF YOU ARE HORNY!

does anyone actually honk when they are horny?

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tried the fart, the burp, the spitting on the dick, and none of that made me hard... try barfing on my dick... not sure how I feel about it, but it is hot and wet, feels comforting!

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tried the fart & the burp, now spit on this dick!

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Happy Mothers Day!

Moms around the world are fans of my art, for them here is a second post of the day... thanks for birthing us in to this hell we call life!

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Fart on this dick!

Not sure what was going through my brain when I whipped this up, I was fucked up

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I got mad love for the DO-boyz!

Recently my daughter introduced me to a show called 60 Days In, at first I was reluctant to watch it because it seemed like crap, well it probably is crap, but holy crap it is addictive, you learn about all sorts of interesting stuff like a crack stick (contains no crack?), and do boys. 

 I have nothing more to ad on this subject, enjoy my tribute to 60 Days In 

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pecker, pecking a pecker!