Wednesday, June 10, 2020

365 Days of Cock A.D. 396

Last time I was in Joshua Tree, I over heard some asshole in some art gallery rip off store tell her friend, "I hate quail!" then she farted out some shit about them being like rats or some shit, fuck her! I love quail, I love watching them, I think they are fucking rad! I love listening to them, "beep, beep" to each other, & I love watching them go on their adventures, I do not like that lady at the art gallery, she is a dickhead, I saw her yell at a little kid for having fun! 

Tuesday, June 9, 2020

365 Days of Cock A.D. 395

Since I was a child people have always thought of me as a weirdo and treated me with suspicion, even now as an adult people's initial reaction is to be put off by me, 364 days of of the year it doesn't even phase me, but on the rare occasion I just feel like, fuck all of you dicks! fuck your normalcy! fuck your institutions, fuck your beliefs, and fuck your square attitudes!

Monday, June 8, 2020

365 Days of Cock A.D. 394

Happy Birthday Bethany!
It's Bethany's Birthday, if all goes as planned we will be in Baker, NV celebrating it! I drew this in advance so I don't know if we have been attacked by Chinese Rage Scorpions, Mexican Kangaroo Ducks, or what ever else we are suppose to be afraid of

Sunday, June 7, 2020

365 Days of Cock A.D. 393

 I remember going to see the movie TRON as a little kid and not enjoying it, but visually I thought it looked pretty cool, I did like playing the video game even though I sucked at it, now that I think about it, I probably thought that game sucked as well but just liked it visually... here is a guy playing the light cycle round with his dick

Saturday, June 6, 2020

365 Days of Cock A.D. 392

Inmate #1, "lets throw some caca in that pigs face!"
Inmate #2, "Nah, lets throw shi shi in his face!"
Inamte #3, "Fuck that motherfucker, with Reese's Feces we can combine the great flavor and stench of both"
Inmate #3 proceeds to throw Reese's Feces with fermentation into correction officer's face, & says to him, "Hmmmm, enjoy Reese's Feces, fuckin' pig!"

Yet another one drawn during the news black out, this one is inspired by the T.V. show 60 Days In even though I haven't noticed any C.O.s getting gassed.... By the way, Happy National Day Of SLAYER!!!

Friday, June 5, 2020

365 Days of Cock A.D. 391

I know that I eventually need to go back to work (or find a job) but I am gonna miss staying up late every night, reading books, listening to records, and drinking beer. This social distancing is the kind of thing I am good at... joking aside, I feel really bad for my kids, I am an old damaged punk rocker, I ruined my life years ago, but I would like my kids to be able to live the life they want to live... with that stated I drew this during my news blackout so my kids might be out with their friends, I might back to work... I thought about posting all of these at once, but figured spreading them out would be better, it gives my non existent fans a reason to wake up and fight for another day...  

Thursday, June 4, 2020

365 Days of Cock A.D. 390

 I hate to admit to it because I hate all forms of oppression, but I love the Mentors, I have been listening to them since the 80's... that first Mentors 12" is a classic, it is so absurd it is awesome. Get Up and Die is a great song, I love getting drunk and singing along, but as I get older I have a hard time listening to sexist, homophobic...etc. shit, I know it is suppose to be a goof, but over the decades I have met too many creeps that take that shit seriously. I get that it was a different time, & shocking the Morning In America people was the name of the game, but I think there are other ways of doing that with out shitting on a persecuted group. I am sure someone else can articulate this better than me... I am not trying to state that this was the Mentors intention, but I think a lot of people gravitated to the Mentors for that reason, they were a middle finger to those with a stick up their ass. In 1984 that shit was shocking and a misguided political statement, in 2020 being rapey, making fun of disabled people, hating homosexuals, being racist...etc doesn't make you shocking, it makes you your asshole uncle who wears a MAGA hat.

 This wasn't intended on shitting on the Mentors, it's about people now a days that want to be sexist, homophobic, racist, trans-phobic...etc. and using punk rock as their plat form. I am not saying you are punk or not, but I am stating that you are a fucking square, fuck you! 

Wednesday, June 3, 2020

365 Days of Cock A.D. 389

This is yet another drawing from the news black out, I have to admit during the first day it was a bit weird, but I like not knowing what is going on, and I like not knowing what purposely divisive shit has come out of Trump's mouth. I might keep this going forever!  

Tuesday, June 2, 2020

Monday, June 1, 2020

365 Days of Cock A.D. 387

The other day I was walking my dog and one of those street race kids did a burn out in my neighborhood so I flipped him off, he didn't like it so he got in my face, so my dog attacked him, which dissolved the situation. Fuck all of you Fast and the Furious wannabes!